Sun-ge’s haircut: a $50 billion fortune, spent $30 million
Slept with his own “white moonlight”
Romanced on a seaside island for dozens of days
Pulled off a nationwide marketing event
Bought the headlines for a billion people
told a billion people just how rich he is
In the blink of an eye, you can’t earn what he did even in hundreds of years
And then he still wants to get back that $30 million
This makes even that banana and Buffett’s dinner look like a huge loss
Only Trump can pull off the “Sun-ge haircut”—how could Jing Tian possibly do it? #