Go check it yourself—after all these years, what moral news have people from Shandong really been involved in? So what, I just record my life on my own social account, and suddenly someone from Shandong comes along and harms me. They even sent my friend private messages to slander me. And it’s a man. You know, if it were a woman—if she was upset that I was fishing and wanted to use a man as a long-term meal ticket—I could understand it. The righteous light is there; the problem is that it’s a man.

The men I’ve come across from Shandong are all real men. They don’t really bicker with women. Even if they don’t like a certain woman, they don’t make a big fuss. I’ve been playing well with friends from Shandong my whole life, and all of a sudden, over the past few days, I’ve run into one Shandong person who hates me. Isn’t that just you, Uncle Pighead Meat?

Hurry up and buy some Shanxi specialties to calm your nerves—buy some aged black vinegar, and get Pingyao beef to wash away your sins. Don’t give Shandong people a bad name.