Trading coins is no less than a 35-year-old woman being forced to live through her husband’s absence like a widow
$ETH
Her husband goes out to sea to fish—he doesn’t come home even once for half a year
The neighbor next door, a 20-year-old guy, $SNDK $ZEC
Every day he says “I’m 18” right in front of her
What can she do? Tell me—what are you saying, what should she do?
These young guys (US stocks) (shady) (meme) rub themselves at her 🕳️ every day
She’s already “moist” in the first place—she’s got plenty
And just like that, these young guys have been trying to seduce her at her door for 8 months
She finally paid these kid bosses—everything they asked for
Alright, at this point, ETH (her husband) comes back
!!!!
And he’s super “hard”
But the thing is—now she doesn’t have a single drop of water left
Hahahaha
Brothers, how’s this metaphor?
#比特币创2023年3月来最强周涨幅