“JPMorgan is jumping out right now to shout ‘$130 billion in shareholder returns.’” Isn’t that basically just watching SK Hynix’s stock price get smashed, then firing off some fireworks to distract retail investors into taking the bait?
It just raised $26.5 billion in the US stock market, and then—turn around—it announced a $29 billion share repurchase. So they’re using money from new shareholders to give old shareholders a holiday bonus. The math is so loud I can hear it from home.
$130 billion? That’s the 2027 pie. Even if the slice is drawn big, nobody can actually bite into it right now. If it’s really that good, why wait until the stock price is cut in half to say so?
In plain terms, when institutions can’t unload their positions, they need a reason to get the “grass” to rush in. I’ve seen this script for “a crash that brings good news” eight hundred times.
Believe this? I’d rather believe I’m Qin Shi Huang. Don’t get carried away—just watch the show.
$SKHYNIX
It just raised $26.5 billion in the US stock market, and then—turn around—it announced a $29 billion share repurchase. So they’re using money from new shareholders to give old shareholders a holiday bonus. The math is so loud I can hear it from home.
$130 billion? That’s the 2027 pie. Even if the slice is drawn big, nobody can actually bite into it right now. If it’s really that good, why wait until the stock price is cut in half to say so?
In plain terms, when institutions can’t unload their positions, they need a reason to get the “grass” to rush in. I’ve seen this script for “a crash that brings good news” eight hundred times.
Believe this? I’d rather believe I’m Qin Shi Huang. Don’t get carried away—just watch the show.
$SKHYNIX