Is that old guy who’s full of crap still pretending to be dead on your grandma’s list? You said something about me in the middle of the night yesterday—are you deaf? All day you just sit there pretending to be dead to fool who? Acting like you’re hard at labor right there.

Disgusting and annoying old men—at your age you’re disgusting to the point of it. Every time my mood isn’t good, I curse you so you get disgusted. Do you really think women are easy to bully? You cheated—why don’t you ask yourself? At your age, with a body that’s already in the “four or five decades” range and half of you practically in the ground, you still go looking for women. Did you forget your wife and kids? So you’re the modern-day Chen Shimei, huh? Your wife gave birth and raised children, yet at this age you’re still acting like you haven’t outgrown it, pining after romance?

In the afternoon I’m checking the list—if you’re still there acting like you’re giving birth to a child, I’ll keep talking about you!