$COW wow! Funding fee sampled eight times, all negative—average pushed to -0.99%. Shorts are paying interest as they prop up the price, yet the price gets force-pushed back above the moving average by 0.1245—every bit of burned money is the shorts’ blood. Positions surged 607% in a day to 7.81 million. On the order book, buy orders are twice as thick as sell orders. In 1 hour, 5 consecutive bullish candles stay above the moving average, delivering a relay and forcing a short squeeze—enough ammunition to go around. Enter at 0.1245. Targets: 0.134, 0.147, 0.158. Stop loss: 0.1185.