Meme coin STONKBROKER is surging under the banner of the US stock retail trader haven Robinhood, with its market cap nearing $100 million! Early on, one OG spent $5,000, and now his unrealized profit is over $400,000 (nearly RMB 3 million)! $STONKBROKER

Why in every one of these “turn a few thousand dollars into hundreds of thousands” miracles, the protagonist is never me? I buy something and it all goes to zero—while they buy a joke coin and immediately get a car!