Uniswap opened a Meme coin launchpad on the Robinhood Chain called pools.trade.

The first token to launch is $FRONG, a frog. Even funnier: this token was minted 6 days before Uniswap publicly released its countdown video.

What was Hayden Adams’ response? "wait whats this about?"—playing dumb.

Then the platform went live 4.5 hours after the countdown, and some parts of the page were still empty.

Judge this whole string of moves. Uniswap—one of DeFi’s most serious foundational infrastructures—once even claimed it would "replace traditional exchanges." Now it’s opened a Meme casino on-chain on a network that tokenizes stocks, and the first coin was prepared by insiders in advance.

The idealistic era of DeFi is completely over. The projects that survive are all finding ways to make money, and the fastest way is Meme.