The genius of “Buying at the top” (Trading Humor)
Title: My infallible trading strategy (100% guaranteed) 📉
“Yesterday I decided it was time to become a millionaire. I studied the market for exactly 4 full minutes. I saw a coin going up like a rocket, with a +85% in the last 24 hours. I thought: ‘This is it, it’s going to the moon’.
I bought. I put in my savings.
Two seconds later... the chart crashed 40% in a single massive red candle. The market literally waited for me to press the ‘Buy’ button to start the correction.
If you want to know when to sell your cryptocurrencies, just let me know when I’m going to buy. My superpower is to activate bear markets with one click. You’re welcome for the community service. 🤡”
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Title: My infallible trading strategy (100% guaranteed) 📉
“Yesterday I decided it was time to become a millionaire. I studied the market for exactly 4 full minutes. I saw a coin going up like a rocket, with a +85% in the last 24 hours. I thought: ‘This is it, it’s going to the moon’.
I bought. I put in my savings.
Two seconds later... the chart crashed 40% in a single massive red candle. The market literally waited for me to press the ‘Buy’ button to start the correction.
If you want to know when to sell your cryptocurrencies, just let me know when I’m going to buy. My superpower is to activate bear markets with one click. You’re welcome for the community service. 🤡”
Recommended hashtags: #TradingHumor #LossPorn #CryptoMemes #BuyTheDip $MSFTB $AAPLB $TSMB