🚨💣 EDITORIAL SURREAL OF THE COUNTRY OF SHORT MEMORY 💣🚨
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The Brazilian no longer suffers from amnesia… we've evolved into something worse: chronic selective amnesia with a ready-made joke vibe.
Did they steal the postal service? Forget it.
Did Petrobras turn into an endless-season soap opera? Normal.
Was the INSS looted, patched up, painted over, and returned with a deficit? "That's just how it is."
In Brazil, scandal ages faster than milk left out of the fridge. Here, the mistake doesn't shock — it tires. The absurd doesn't outrage — it becomes a meme. And the loss doesn't disappear — it stays for the people to pay in gentle, eternal installments.
Meanwhile, the citizen works, pays taxes, pays fees, pays fines, pays promises… and still says thanks. Because complaining takes effort, and remembering causes a headache. 🧠💨
Politics keeps making mistakes, makes them again, makes them better… and when asked who will pay the bill, the automatic answer is: "the population." Classic national routine.
👉 Sarcastic, yet practical conclusion:
Invest in crypto.
Not because it guarantees profit — but because the government has already guaranteed the loss.
If you make a mistake, you made it trying.
If you stay still, someone else makes it for you.
In a country where memory fails, the one who protects themselves becomes the odd one… until the day the odd one is the only one not caught off guard. 😏💥