*A guy flirted with a girl for 2 years without success*.
*🫩This morning, as he was leaving for work, the girl sent him a text saying: "Since I'm traveling to the USA, I'd like to at least make you happy by finally agreeing to sleep with you, just for a goodbye and for the time you've wasted loving me when it wasn't mutual 🤗"

*So tonight we'll sleep together at your place. YES or NO?*"
*The guy was overjoyed. He clicked reply: "OF COURSE YES! At my place, my darling."*
*When he tried to send the message, a thief snatched his phone through the car window and ran away🏃‍♂️‍➡️*
*The guy jumped out of the car and chased him shouting: "Brother, sorry, just PRESS SEND and you're free to go." 🤧😭*

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