You are a college graduate in 2024
The conditions of the family of origin are not good
Modeling really can't be praised
Was slapped by little gangsters since childhood
Being targeted by teachers
The precious essence accumulated over twenty years
All dedicated to
Aunt Liu on the second floor of the small pink light next to your home old train station
Your first internship
It's the Taobao flash delivery registered after playing with your Redmi 14c for half a day
Why not Meituan delivery?
Not just because of being handsome
Also because you have a hero dream
For the sentence behind the clothes:
"Business is like the next order, what if it's a surprise egg?"
Bought the electric bike with borrowed money from Huabei
Became your only friend, lover
Your initial wish was to ensure a full meal
Can afford your own Ferrari
Change to a set of disc brakes from Xianyu
You are very promising
In the takeout area outside the university town
Fight, fight, kill, kill
Was crowned king of single trading in two months
You no longer have to rent a top floor room for 280 a month
You are the god descending from the mountain
Moved into a large single room on the third floor.
You let go of the footrests and lit a joint
Listening to the final countdown of 2024
"In 2025, I will跨越阶级"
You secretly vowed in your heart
A poor heart is not poor
This is your greatest strength
Although running orders during the day was hurried and exhausting
But you also occasionally scroll through Twitter
Initially obsessed with yellow tweets uncontrollably
Can do it five times in one night
Causing you to faint from running orders the next day
You think this is not acceptable
But have been cycling through戒撸,复撸,戒撸,复撸
Until one time you launched
In sage mode
You stumbled upon this tweet called Chen Pepe
This Chen Pepe
People have mixed opinions about him
You see someone below saying he is a big beast
Someone's chairman is awesome
This sparked your strong interest
Also because of him, you first learned
What is Bitcoin, blockchain?
A string of characters is just a coin
You seem to have an epiphany
Learning various bits of knowledge that are hardly useful as if starving
With ambition, used 10,000 to rush various quirky dogs
Although when calculated, it's still not enough for the handling fee
But you saw the stories of getting rich here
You can't take it anymore
You are the chosen one
January 18, 2025
This is a day you can remember for a lifetime
Just finished a few orders in the morning
Just got scolded for losing a tea egg badly
Feels like life is just like this, might as well die
Just got home, ready to launch a morning wake-up plane
As soon as you opened Twitter, you saw it
"Trump issued coins"
You were already a mature political scientist back then
Of course I know who Trump is
Copy CA and take a look, just a few 0.3 dollars
You pressed the nuclear button in your hand
Putting all your assets at 6900
Bought in altogether
You don't even know if your deal went through
Right after you bought it, your ladder broke
This ladder was found by licking a big face to get Chen Pepe's invitation code
You're so anxious, you called him like crazy
He just won't reply
Maybe you don’t know, he was sleeping soundly on the plane at that time
At that time, your direct distance was one in the sky and one underground
What you didn't expect is that it starts from here
A changed world.
Chenpepe has landed
Your ladder can finally be climbed
But why does he seem a bit unhappy?
You opened the bot trembling
Trump's price has already reached
13u
You didn't see wrong, you really didn’t see wrong
Your breathing can’t keep up
Your pupils dilated rapidly, face flushed
Hands refreshing while shaking
Your balance
Has already reached 290,000
You quickly made a profit and realized you could sell
Damn, damn, damn, damn
You shouted loudly, hysterically, veins popping on your forehead 💢
You jumped up
You really turned around
You cleared all Trump shares when it was over 20 dollars
You couldn’t hold on anymore
Finally earned about 50,000
This isn't a happy bean
This is real money
3.5 million RMB
This is a number you never dared to imagine
Just within a day, oh no
You earned it in half a year
You are the most awesome blockchain genius in the universe!
You messaged Chen Pepe
Why is he ignoring you..
From then on, your life seemed to be on a cheat
In February, you saw CZ buy TST
You bought 200,000 and it turned into 700,000
At this time, you earned your first million in life
You saw CZ change his avatar, gambled 50,000
You feel it's a very certain opportunity
As expected
You earned another million
You have now A8
You are now a post-00s millionaire
And your story is just beginning
April
Musk is shouting for a concept that is several ugly idiots
But you saw him on CCTV
Unconsciously gambled 30,000
Made 400,000 and doubled before running
You feel somewhat unsatisfactory, but not much
Such small on-chain pools can't accommodate big opportunities
Also, jellyjelly made a small profit of 50,000
Tsk tsk
Your assets have reached 3 million dollars
20 million RMB!
In May, your outstanding vision bet on the ICM track
You think this is a very valuable and grand narrative track
Bought in 100,000, finally profited 3 million
What a few POW, they are all little brothers
I am the one who made the most behind the scenes!
Saw Toly milk again and deleted a presale called Gavel
You thought carefully, there must be a ghost
Invested 100,000 and after the market opened, Toly shouted loudly
You earned another million!
Now your total assets have reached 7 million
From the legendary A8.5-50 million RMB
Just one step away!
July
ICM has stalled, the launch pad war is left for Bonk
You accurately identified Long Yi
Accurately inserted useless into the internal market for 5 seconds
Sold out for 300 million
Profit cleared 3 million
Why is making money so easy for you?
It's so easy to pick up!
Your total assets have reached the 10 million mark
Ten million dollars!
Who would have thought that half a year ago, your entire fortune was only 7,000 dollars?
You rested well for three months
One was that the first half of the year went too smoothly
It's like having never lost, a green light all the way
A chasm turns into a thoroughfare
You even doubt if you can achieve such success
You often invite a few girls to give yourself head responsibility
So that you can awaken yourself in pain
Calm down!
In October, liquidity improved
You started to sit in silence again on the first day
Just bumped into CZ shouting for Aster
You don't understand what perp is, you only know CZ shouts
You don’t care about this or that
Directly gambled 0.2 for 3 million dollars
Sold out after getting 2u on Aster
This time, you earned 30 million
200 million!
Directly speedrun A9
At the moment you pressed sell all
You are staring at the cold string of numbers in the exchange
You are infatuated
Repeatedly refreshed for an hour
"This is not fake"
You murmured to yourself.
What giggle, Binance life, these small opportunities
You don't even look at it
Your capital no longer needs you to participate in these
After being a BNB holder, you feel this is Trump's moment in BSC
You accurately shorted BNB