In memory of Lindsey Graham
A top enforcer of predatory capitalism, a seasoned plunderer of Middle East oil, the mastermind behind multiple geopolitical wars in the Russia-Ukraine and Iran-Iraq conflicts, and a veteran war-monger in politics—Lindsey Graham. On the night of July 11, 2026, he finally brought an end to a life steeped in gunpowder smoke and greed.
Graham’s life was one of absolute practice of capital plunder. He spent his entire life believing that shells were dividends, that smoke and flames were earnings reports—never concealing his bloodthirsty ambition. He once openly raged that going to war with Iran was the “most cost-effective investment,” and claimed that seizing Halkir Island would fill the United States’ coffers to overflowing.
He followed a set of absurd rules to the end: forcibly converting his counterpart’s underground oil and gas resources, as well as land wealth, into ledger profits for Wall Street. Such疯狂—such reckless acts of war speculation—have made him permanently remembered by Russia, Iran, and countless people around the world, branding him as a universally despised arms dealer.
Beyond his fanatical war obsession, he was also a cynical opportunistic politician who put himself first at every turn, embodying double standards and fawning obeisance to power to the extreme. When Trump lost the election, he slandered and hurled vicious insults; once Trump took office, he was the first to curry favor and humble himself to align.
During the Capitol Hill riot, he feigned sorrow and shouted “Enough—put a stop to it”; then he instantly changed his tune, praising the other side as indispensable.
With his entire life, he precisely carried out the underlying logic of capitalism: positions are consumables, and interests are the only hard truth.
Now, this political opportunist who spent a lifetime stoking wars and harvesting other nations’ wealth has finally come to an end. Let us offer “condolences” to Satan—hoping that hell has no oil fields, no wars, and no room for opportunistic profit ever again!
A top enforcer of predatory capitalism, a seasoned plunderer of Middle East oil, the mastermind behind multiple geopolitical wars in the Russia-Ukraine and Iran-Iraq conflicts, and a veteran war-monger in politics—Lindsey Graham. On the night of July 11, 2026, he finally brought an end to a life steeped in gunpowder smoke and greed.
Graham’s life was one of absolute practice of capital plunder. He spent his entire life believing that shells were dividends, that smoke and flames were earnings reports—never concealing his bloodthirsty ambition. He once openly raged that going to war with Iran was the “most cost-effective investment,” and claimed that seizing Halkir Island would fill the United States’ coffers to overflowing.
He followed a set of absurd rules to the end: forcibly converting his counterpart’s underground oil and gas resources, as well as land wealth, into ledger profits for Wall Street. Such疯狂—such reckless acts of war speculation—have made him permanently remembered by Russia, Iran, and countless people around the world, branding him as a universally despised arms dealer.
Beyond his fanatical war obsession, he was also a cynical opportunistic politician who put himself first at every turn, embodying double standards and fawning obeisance to power to the extreme. When Trump lost the election, he slandered and hurled vicious insults; once Trump took office, he was the first to curry favor and humble himself to align.
During the Capitol Hill riot, he feigned sorrow and shouted “Enough—put a stop to it”; then he instantly changed his tune, praising the other side as indispensable.
With his entire life, he precisely carried out the underlying logic of capitalism: positions are consumables, and interests are the only hard truth.
Now, this political opportunist who spent a lifetime stoking wars and harvesting other nations’ wealth has finally come to an end. Let us offer “condolences” to Satan—hoping that hell has no oil fields, no wars, and no room for opportunistic profit ever again!