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Cristiano Ronaldo and Luka Modrić are in the hotel lobby in Toronto before their knockout match at the 2026 World Cup. Cristiano fixes his hair in the reflection of a spoon and says: "Oh, my dad, look at this physique. At 41, I’m still running like a lynx. Tomorrow I’m retiring you, grandpa." Modrić looks at him with millennia-old calm, adjusts his headband, and replies: "Don’t worry, 'Bicho'. I’m 40, but I play so much one-touch that my passes travel through time. In fact, tomorrow I’m going to mark you closely with Joško Gvardiol, and if the match gets stuck, we drag you into the penalties from which you’ll never come out alive." At that moment Roberto Martínez bursts in, running, scared by Canada’s storms, and yells: "Guys, cancel the training in the park—the wind is blowing our tactical systems away!" Cristiano turns around, indignant, and tells him: "What tactics, mister? The only instruction is that Vitinha and Bernardo Silva should pass it to me, even if I’m surrounded by five Croatians." Modrić smirks out of the corner of his eye, grabs his imaginary cane, and whispers to Ivan Perišić: "Let him keep combing his hair, Ivan. Tomorrow we control the midfield and send him back to Arabia to play with the camels." A real clash of prehistoric titans who refuse retirement!