đ¨ STAND-UP ABOUT BINANCEâ AND THE âRUN OR DIEâ SEASON đ¨
Listen, my dears. Iâm already packing my bags and saying goodbye to Binance like to an ex who suddenly started talking to me about a ânew level of financial awarenessâ.
Because you know what? They wonât get this European MICA. Not really. Theyâll be making arrangements, lobbying, writing those nice English statements with mistakes, and in the end theyâll still hear: âSorry guys, but no. Youâve got too many red flagsâmore than China has debt.â
And I can already see that beautiful 2026/2027:
Influencers in lamborghinis (on credit) posting stories: âHow I lost 87% of my portfolio, but I still believe in the project đđâ
Some kid with $10 in their account DMâing: âBro, help me how to turn this into a million in a week, Iâll give you 20%â
Another one posts a screenshot: âYesterday I did x100 on a shitcoin, today x0.001 â but itâs just a lesson, bro đĽâ
My enlightenment, for free:
No one made a billion with a single transaction.
No one bought half a Lambo factory with one 50x.
All those people showing you photos from Dubai and watches for 200kâmost of the time they either:
a) already had the money beforehand,
b) are taking pictures in front of a rented car,
c) or theyâre just lying like crazy.
Binance isnât an exchange anymoreâitâs a casino with a neurotic DJ who screams every 5 minutes, âTHIS IS THE MOMENT!â and launches the newest shitcoin with a name like $PEPE2.0INU.
Iâm out.
I take my assets and go to regulated, boring, sleep-inducing European platformsâwhere there arenât 500 memecoins a day, but there are also no messages saying, âYour funds could disappear because the regulator doesnât like us.â
See you on the other side, legends.
Stay away from âcrypto teachersâ with 12 followers and an account with 0.3 ETH.
Who else is fleeing Binance in 2026? đ
(mic drop, I fire up Revolut and head to get a kebab)
Listen, my dears. Iâm already packing my bags and saying goodbye to Binance like to an ex who suddenly started talking to me about a ânew level of financial awarenessâ.
Because you know what? They wonât get this European MICA. Not really. Theyâll be making arrangements, lobbying, writing those nice English statements with mistakes, and in the end theyâll still hear: âSorry guys, but no. Youâve got too many red flagsâmore than China has debt.â
And I can already see that beautiful 2026/2027:
Influencers in lamborghinis (on credit) posting stories: âHow I lost 87% of my portfolio, but I still believe in the project đđâ
Some kid with $10 in their account DMâing: âBro, help me how to turn this into a million in a week, Iâll give you 20%â
Another one posts a screenshot: âYesterday I did x100 on a shitcoin, today x0.001 â but itâs just a lesson, bro đĽâ
My enlightenment, for free:
No one made a billion with a single transaction.
No one bought half a Lambo factory with one 50x.
All those people showing you photos from Dubai and watches for 200kâmost of the time they either:
a) already had the money beforehand,
b) are taking pictures in front of a rented car,
c) or theyâre just lying like crazy.
Binance isnât an exchange anymoreâitâs a casino with a neurotic DJ who screams every 5 minutes, âTHIS IS THE MOMENT!â and launches the newest shitcoin with a name like $PEPE2.0INU.
Iâm out.
I take my assets and go to regulated, boring, sleep-inducing European platformsâwhere there arenât 500 memecoins a day, but there are also no messages saying, âYour funds could disappear because the regulator doesnât like us.â
See you on the other side, legends.
Stay away from âcrypto teachersâ with 12 followers and an account with 0.3 ETH.
Who else is fleeing Binance in 2026? đ
(mic drop, I fire up Revolut and head to get a kebab)