Hubby: Babe, I got my paycheck today.
Wifey: Oh, how much?
Hubby: Eight grand.
Wifey: Hmm, send me seven and a half, keep five hundred for yourself.
Hubby: Five hundred isn't enough...
Wifey: Not enough for what? You're a big guy, what do you need cash for?
Hubby: I need to grab a meal with my buddies, right?
Wifey: What meal? Those friends of yours are just bad influences.
Hubby: Well, I gotta buy a pack of smokes, right?
Wifey: Smoking's bad for your health, quit it.
Hubby: Then what's the point of living?
Wifey: Are you saying being with me isn't worth it?
Hubby: ... I take it back, five hundred it is.
$SHIB SpaceX vaporized $600 billion
Wifey: Oh, how much?
Hubby: Eight grand.
Wifey: Hmm, send me seven and a half, keep five hundred for yourself.
Hubby: Five hundred isn't enough...
Wifey: Not enough for what? You're a big guy, what do you need cash for?
Hubby: I need to grab a meal with my buddies, right?
Wifey: What meal? Those friends of yours are just bad influences.
Hubby: Well, I gotta buy a pack of smokes, right?
Wifey: Smoking's bad for your health, quit it.
Hubby: Then what's the point of living?
Wifey: Are you saying being with me isn't worth it?
Hubby: ... I take it back, five hundred it is.
$SHIB SpaceX vaporized $600 billion