«So CZ launches Aster, all on-chain warriors start trading on perpetual futures in an attempt to get the airdrop, the entire market is trading, covered in leverage, OI soars to the skies, margin trading is off the charts.

Next, a mysterious whale appears on Hyperliquid, opening shorts on 1.2 billion $ right just a few hours before yesterday's Trump post about tariffs for China, after which the largest cascading liquidation in cryptocurrency history occurs.

The Trump family makes a fortune on short positions and fulfills their buy orders at prices that seemed impossible to execute.

CZ receives a pardon.»
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