Trump's 'stirring operation' in 'The Self-Cultivation of Leeks'
Trump smacks his head, the crypto world shakes three times.
The day before yesterday, BTC was still looking up at the stars at 70,000 points, and today it has dropped to 66,000 — good guy, this roller coaster must have been welded by Trump himself?
Recently, Trump may have secretly opened a Binance account, and it’s the kind that shorts at 100 times.
First, he tweeted to shout 'Make America Great Again', then turned around and raised tariffs;
Then he said 'Cryptocurrency is a scam', and then sold his own NFTs like crazy.
Yesterday was even more extreme, speaking to the camera: 'I love crypto, but...', as soon as he finished speaking, BTC plummeted by 3%.
The leeks opened their accounts with tears:
'Got it, the understanding king said 'crypto' means 'cry (crying) + pto (broken head)'.'
In the past, it was 'A fierce operation like a tiger, looking at the earnings like a fool',
Now it’s 'Woke up from a sleep and crashed like a dog, Trump is drinking beer'.
Someone asked: Why do the big players always focus on my coin going bankrupt?
Answer: Because Trump is watching the fun from the opposite side, while shaking his wine glass and saying —
'You're fired... oh no, Your account is liquidated.'
Finally, a friendly reminder: cherish life, stay away from 'Trump-style roller coasters'.
Please fasten your seatbelt when getting on, and don’t forget to bring fast-acting heart-saving pills when getting off. 🚀💊
Trump smacks his head, the crypto world shakes three times.
The day before yesterday, BTC was still looking up at the stars at 70,000 points, and today it has dropped to 66,000 — good guy, this roller coaster must have been welded by Trump himself?
Recently, Trump may have secretly opened a Binance account, and it’s the kind that shorts at 100 times.
First, he tweeted to shout 'Make America Great Again', then turned around and raised tariffs;
Then he said 'Cryptocurrency is a scam', and then sold his own NFTs like crazy.
Yesterday was even more extreme, speaking to the camera: 'I love crypto, but...', as soon as he finished speaking, BTC plummeted by 3%.
The leeks opened their accounts with tears:
'Got it, the understanding king said 'crypto' means 'cry (crying) + pto (broken head)'.'
In the past, it was 'A fierce operation like a tiger, looking at the earnings like a fool',
Now it’s 'Woke up from a sleep and crashed like a dog, Trump is drinking beer'.
Someone asked: Why do the big players always focus on my coin going bankrupt?
Answer: Because Trump is watching the fun from the opposite side, while shaking his wine glass and saying —
'You're fired... oh no, Your account is liquidated.'
Finally, a friendly reminder: cherish life, stay away from 'Trump-style roller coasters'.
Please fasten your seatbelt when getting on, and don’t forget to bring fast-acting heart-saving pills when getting off. 🚀💊