IT SEEMS that EVERYONE is watching this magical money tree ($TREE USDT) as if it were the second coming of Bitcoin. Why? Because it is ~sUsTaInAbLe~ (unlike your portfolio), promises ~hIgH yIeLdS~ (please ignore the fine print), and has ~lOw FeEs~ (until it doesn’t).

Backed by the stability of USDT (because nothing says ‘trust us’ like Tether), the chart is ‘BULLISH’ (a green candle in a sea of despair). Plant your $TREE today! Or, you know, watch it ~grow~ in a ~rug pull~.

THE EARLY ADOPTERS WIN BIG! (The first bag holders also cry big). 🌳💸

BTC
BTC
91,257.04
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XRP
XRP
2.0614
-4.97%

BNB
BNB
892.51
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