đ˝ $TRUMP: Steak, Patriotism & -87% Unrealized Losses
Last night, Trump hosted a ârelaxing dinnerâ for the top holders of his memecoin.
Average loss per guest? Roughly $8 million.
But spirits were high â or at least artificially inflated.
The menu included:
⢠Steak
⢠Merch
⢠Patriotism
⢠Unrealistic Hope
⢠And a generous serving of Promisesâ˘
Quote of the night:
âCrypto is our future. America is great again.
And you guys⌠youâll be in profit soon.
#Allegedly.â
They nodded.
Some from belief.
Most from dehydration â after an 87% drawdown.
But every fairy tale ends at sunrise.
This morning:
⢠Trump announced a 50% tariff on the EU starting June 1
⢠And a 25% penalty on Apple if iPhones arenât made in the USA
Markets screamed.
Investors Googled: âCan I hedge PTSD with options?â
Lesson of the day:
Trump can soothe a crypto investor â but only until breakfast.
Then itâs protectionism, chaos, and fresh red candles.
He walks the tightrope between Crypto Messiah and Trade War Warlord.
And markets? Still the unwilling hostages.
Last night, Trump hosted a ârelaxing dinnerâ for the top holders of his memecoin.
Average loss per guest? Roughly $8 million.
But spirits were high â or at least artificially inflated.
The menu included:
⢠Steak
⢠Merch
⢠Patriotism
⢠Unrealistic Hope
⢠And a generous serving of Promisesâ˘
Quote of the night:
âCrypto is our future. America is great again.
And you guys⌠youâll be in profit soon.
#Allegedly.â
They nodded.
Some from belief.
Most from dehydration â after an 87% drawdown.
But every fairy tale ends at sunrise.
This morning:
⢠Trump announced a 50% tariff on the EU starting June 1
⢠And a 25% penalty on Apple if iPhones arenât made in the USA
Markets screamed.
Investors Googled: âCan I hedge PTSD with options?â
Lesson of the day:
Trump can soothe a crypto investor â but only until breakfast.
Then itâs protectionism, chaos, and fresh red candles.
He walks the tightrope between Crypto Messiah and Trade War Warlord.
And markets? Still the unwilling hostages.
