When it's busy, the guru appears. It's always the same thing. He shows a graph, makes an analysis of the head-shoulder-knee-and-foot-knee-and-foot parabola, compares it with the BTC horoscope with an ascendant in DOGE, passing through a bull charging at Ursa Major, and concludes with a pentagram that invokes Bhaskara with a reverse cannon from Blastoise-double-backflip on the logarithmic base of Shoryuken multiplied by the strong hook and finishes with an air of someone who truly knows what they're talking about. Cries, blames Trump, China, Elon, Putin, Shiva, Adam, and says the world has ended. Suddenly, BTC returns to the vapt-vupt-plin-plin pattern, and here come the gurus, now saying "-I told you! Trust me!"... And there are still people who fall for this. Crypto is simple: Geopolitics, news, screen, graph, buy or sell. Outside of that, it's just circus.