Oh look, everyone's favorite crypto guru, Vitalik Buterin, is back in the spotlight!
Because apparently being a billionaire isn’t enough;now he has to prove his moral superiority too.In an utterly predictable twist, our beloved Saint Vitalik has showcased his incredible generosity by turning a staggering $2 million worth of "joke internet money" into just slightly less of it.
Bravo!Blockchain sleuths report that our hero managed to unload a whopping 10 billion "Moodeng" tokens—yes, that’s a real thing—and also offloaded some "MSTR2100" tokens, which definitely sounds made up.
But wait, there’s more! In just nine days, this bastion of virtue has donated 360 ETH to charity. That’s what, a mere 0.0001% of his net worth? Someone hand this man a Nobel Peace Prize already!And because simply leading by example isn’t sufficient, Buterin is out there preaching to the masses. He’s urging all those quirky meme coin projects to step up their game and start donating too. Maybe even establish a DAO, because we definitely need more of those!
So there you have it, folks. The man who helped develop a technology that's contributing to climate change faster than you can say "proof of stake" is now here to save the world, one meme coin at a time. Isn’t crypto just fantastic?
Remember, kids: You too can be a hero! Just become a tech billionaire, create your own cryptocurrency, and then give away a tiny fraction of your wealth. It’s that simple!
