The young man asked the Zen Master:
"Master, why do others get rich when they buy coins, but I get cheated when I buy coins, and why do my prices skyrocket after I cut my flesh?"
The master remained silent and coughed twice.
The young man exclaimed: "Master, why don't you speak?"
"Come on, come on," the Zen master showed a QR code and pointed it to the young man and said, "My little secret circle has been opened. You fellow citizens want to listen to Chicken Soup for the Soul without paying? There is no way."
youth:……
2
The young man asked the Zen master: "Stocks, funds, P2P, and purchasing agents all seem to be quite profitable. Why do they all pale in comparison with the currency circle?"
The Zen master took out a plate of sesame seeds, a plate of peanuts, a plate of melon seeds, a plate of walnuts, and a plate of almonds for the young man to taste respectively, and asked him: "Is it delicious?"
The young man nodded.
The Zen master took out marijuana, morphine, heroin, and methamphetamine and gave them to the young man to taste, and asked, "Which one is the most addictive?"
youth:……
3
The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, how long does it take in life to be able to look at the coin circle with a smile?"
The Zen master suddenly slapped the young man to the ground and handed him a cold medicine.
After eating, the young man had an epiphany and said: "Master, are you saying that my knowledge of the currency circle is still very weak, and that I should always learn theoretical knowledge about currency speculation to improve myself in life?"
The Zen master shook his head and said, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"
4
The young man asked the Zen Master: "When I speculate in currency, I always encounter unscrupulous exchanges. Low orders are canceled immediately, and high orders are completed before I even encounter them. Unfortunately, I can't straighten my spine and behave as a human being."
The old Zen master smiled and took out a snake.
The young man realized: "You want me to bend and stretch like a snake, right?"
The old Zen master was furious: "Silly X, I'm telling you, when you encounter such an exchange, just throw this thing into their office..."
5
The young man asked the Zen master: "I liquidated my Bitcoin holdings just before they skyrocketed. Am I really not destined to make a fortune?"
The Zen master smiled slightly, took the young man to the stadium where the game was being played, and said to the young man: "Look at it and you will understand."
The young man studied the details for a long time and said thoughtfully: "Does the master mean that the meaning of currency speculation is like a game? As long as you work hard in the process, the result is not important?"
The master closed his eyes and said: "No! I mean, is it none of my business if you clear your inventory?"
6
The young man asked the Zen master: "I am very disappointed in life because my futures position has exploded and I have lost all my money."
The Zen master took out an ax and chopped the table in pieces.
The young man said thoughtfully: "Did the Zen master ask me to use my strength to break the fear in front of me?"
The Zen master said: "You still want to chat with me when you have no money! Believe it or not, I will hack you to death!"
7
The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, what do you think is love for the currency circle? The price of Bitcoin is so high, should I still buy it? I am very poor, and my monthly life is tight..."
The Zen master sat on the futon and ignored him. There was no response for a long time.
After thinking quietly, the young man seemed to have an epiphany: "Master, if you are a diaosi, even if you have the love to buy coins, but you can't afford it, you should be calm, but you should keep it deep in your heart and don't need to show it off?"
The Zen master immediately threw the futon under his seat, glared and cursed: "If you can't afford the coins, then don't bother me with your lunch break by chattering here! Get out!"
8
The young man asked the Zen master: "How can I get rich by speculating on coins?"
The Zen master pointed to a mountain opposite.
The young man said thoughtfully: "What the Zen master means is that there is another expert on the mountain opposite who can answer me?"
The Zen master said: "I came to be a Zen master just because I was speculating on money and my position was huge. You actually come to ask me? There is still space on the mountain opposite, so you should go and become a Zen master as soon as possible."
9
The young man asked the Zen master: "Master, I have become very rich through currency speculation, but I am not happy at all. Can you tell me what to do?"
The Zen master asked: "What does it mean to be rich?" The young man replied: "There are dozens of Bitcoins, hundreds of Ethereums, thousands of Litecoins, tens of millions of Dogecoins, and the number of tokens cannot be counted. Banks With an 8-digit card and three houses in Wudaokou, doesn’t it count as rich?”
The Zen master said nothing and only stretched out his right hand.
The young man suddenly realized: "Zen Master wants me to know how to be grateful and repay?"
"No, rich man...can we...be friends?"
10
The young man asked the Zen Master: "I have a big dream. I want to buy a lot more coins. So I need a lot of money. Master, can you help me?"
The Zen master took out a child's hat and a pair of children's gloves for the young man to put on, and then asked: "How do you feel?"
"Hands, head a little tight."
"Me too."