starlinkupdate

Bro I just wanted cheap internet 😭
That's it. That's literally all I asked from Elon 💀
He has STARLINK covering the entire planet with satellites 🛰️
But my bill is still $120 per month 😤
Sir you launched rockets into SPACE
You put a CAR into ORBIT
You're building a CITY ON MARS 🚀
But you can't give me affordable WiFi in 2026? 😭
Then Tesla ($TSLAB ) wants me to buy an electric car
Bro I can't even afford the electricity to CHARGE it 💀
And SpaceX ($SPCXB ) is worth trillions apparently
Cool. Amazing. Wonderful.
Meanwhile I'm still buffering on a YouTube video like it's 2009 😂
Elon has 6 world changing companies
And not a single one has saved me any money 😭😤
With all due respect Mr Musk —
Please fix my WiFi bill
Or at least send me to Mars so I don't have to pay rent anymore 💀😂
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