š The 5 People You Meet in Crypto
1ļøā£ THE MOON BOY š
"Bro this coin is going 1000x. Trust me bro. My cousin's friend's dog walker said so."
2ļøā£ THE PERMA-BEAR š»
"BTC going to zero. It's a scam. I've been saying this since 2017."
*Still checks price daily*
3ļøā£ THE LEVERAGE LEGEND š
"I turned $100 into $10,000!"
*Doesn't mention the $9,900 he lost before that*
4ļøā£ THE "I TOLD YOU SO" GUY š¤
Posts screenshots of predictions that worked.
Deletes the 47 that didn't.
5ļøā£ THE QUIET STACKER š§
Buys every Monday. Never posts. Never flexes.
Retires at 45 while everyone else is still arguing on Square.
š **Be honest ā which one are YOU?**
Tag a friend who's definitely #1 or #3. We all know one. š
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