Trade long enough and you’ll realize technical analysis is only part of it—superstition is what decides everything 😂😂
📈 If you BUY, you’ve got to keep the good vibes going so the price goes up:
* No eating laxatives 🌿—if it’s going up and you keep wanting to “dump,” that’s bad luck.
* Try not to pee 🚽, because peeing is “dumping” too 😭
* Don’t say words like “fall,” “drop,” or “crash.”
* And especially stay away from anyone named Short 🤣
📉 And if you SELL:
* Absolutely no salmon 🐟. You’ve got a perfect sell going, then it “bounces” and all you can do is cry 😭
* Avoid anyone named Long.
* Don’t drink Red Bull 🐂—you’re hoping the price goes down, so why invite the bulls in? What are you even selling for? 😂
* If anyone says “to the moon” 🚀, tell them to go play somewhere else.
Like this morning, I entered a BUY on XAU 📈
And I’ve needed to pee since morning, but I’m still holding it in… 🥹
It’s not because I’m too lazy to go.
I’m just scared that if I dump once, XAU will dump right along with me. 😂😂😂
The trade hasn’t hit TP yet, but my bladder’s about to hit SL. 😭🚽
Trading really is a combination of:
📊 Technical analysis
🧠 Psychology
🙏 Superstition
🚽 And bladder control.
Worship and you’ll be blessed; abstain and you’ll hit TP. 🙏🤣📈
📈 If you BUY, you’ve got to keep the good vibes going so the price goes up:
* No eating laxatives 🌿—if it’s going up and you keep wanting to “dump,” that’s bad luck.
* Try not to pee 🚽, because peeing is “dumping” too 😭
* Don’t say words like “fall,” “drop,” or “crash.”
* And especially stay away from anyone named Short 🤣
📉 And if you SELL:
* Absolutely no salmon 🐟. You’ve got a perfect sell going, then it “bounces” and all you can do is cry 😭
* Avoid anyone named Long.
* Don’t drink Red Bull 🐂—you’re hoping the price goes down, so why invite the bulls in? What are you even selling for? 😂
* If anyone says “to the moon” 🚀, tell them to go play somewhere else.
Like this morning, I entered a BUY on XAU 📈
And I’ve needed to pee since morning, but I’m still holding it in… 🥹
It’s not because I’m too lazy to go.
I’m just scared that if I dump once, XAU will dump right along with me. 😂😂😂
The trade hasn’t hit TP yet, but my bladder’s about to hit SL. 😭🚽
Trading really is a combination of:
📊 Technical analysis
🧠 Psychology
🙏 Superstition
🚽 And bladder control.
Worship and you’ll be blessed; abstain and you’ll hit TP. 🙏🤣📈