Quick market dump — 8 min rundown:

Strategy buying back $STRC without dumping $BTC? Interesting move when most are panic selling.

SafePal got wrecked — 40k users exposed. Self-custody chaos everywhere = classic bottom signal tbh. When normies are screaming about "not your keys" you know we're close.

Futures market is PACKED. Overcrowded setups like this? Recipe for a face-ripping squeeze.

Metaplanet spinning up another treasury vehicle. These guys are stacking while everyone else is shaking.

SEC dropped first major crypto rule proposal. 4-year safe harbor + $5M raise cap. Not perfect but it's something.

VanEck says 8 out of 12 capitulation signals are flashing. Translation: we might actually be near a local bottom.

Bessent doubles down on buybacks and $BTC rips to $71K. $3B short squeeze — biggest on record. Shorts got absolutely demolished.

Trump talking strategic reserve + Hyperliquid going onshore. Wild times.