🚨 ATTENTION FUTURE BILLIONAIRES 🚨
$PEPE just dipped from 475 to 409 (a lovely –13% correction… basically a discount festival).
I’m already preparing to sell my house, my kidney, and even my childhood sticker album — because this DIP is the stuff of legends.
We all know how this story goes:
409 → 4090 → 40,900 → 409,000 → 4,090,000
(Just hold for 5 minutes, simple mathematics 💅🤣)
While the paper hands cry in Telegram, the diamond hands are dropping Wojak memes with PEPE glowing in their arms…
And me? I’m here to remind you:
Back in 2021, the people who sold the dip at 0.0000008 are now driving Uber, while the ones who HODLed are chilling in Dubai drinking coconuts with Matt Furie himself.
So here’s the breakdown:
Selling now = you become the cautionary tale in every call group.
Buying now = potential Forbes 2026 cover star.
The choice is yours, mortals.
I’ve already gone all-in — including my ID. 🟩🟩🟩
#PEPE100x loading…
(And if anything goes wrong, we blame CZ — he’s in jail so it works perfectly 🤣)
Just a meme, not financial advice. I panic-sold at 474 anyway 😭🥲
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