I started updating Zhihu in April 2021. I originally wanted to find a few people to teach me. I didn’t even think about making money. Later, I found that everyone’s cognitive deficiencies were too serious. It was impossible to teach them, so I wrote the column “Becoming a Trader”, which was later renamed “Emperor’s Theory: Nine and a Half Chapters”.

For me, this column is mainly to popularize science to the public and build basic cognition. But for the public, it is like a life-saving straw. Because they see the hope of winning, the column arouses their desire for quick success. Then I really found a little girl and started to teach her with all my heart. Alas, it was a miserable experience.

But at the same time, it also made me see the potential of this industry. The field of speculative culture is really a very big cake, so I began to plan how to start a business in this field.

My thinking is quite special. From the beginning, I thought that I must not earn the tuition fees of the leeks, because they are too poor. Moreover, the success or failure of a transaction is closely related to the quality of the person. If a lot of people can't learn it, even if you make money, it will only be a one-time deal.

I have actually thought of these things a long time ago. I have long anticipated that the gossip of the masses is irresistible. How can you stop a group of people from talking about your right and wrong in another group? Do a group of people who gather together because of you have to listen to you? When people become a crowd, they will inevitably be unable to control themselves. How could I not know such a simple truth? Hahahaha, so over the years, many people have reminded me of these, and I just smiled in my heart and perfunctorily dealt with them.

I expected that everyone would misunderstand me. I expected that the law of nature is impartial and human nature is even more ruthless. So from the very beginning, I was planning an unstoppable conspiracy! I would make everyone feel ashamed of their criticism of me. The interesting thing is that I myself would not bear any risks. It does not even require any cost, just a little time investment occasionally.

Over the years, I have accepted a total of 158 apprentices, and the total tuition income is about 600,000 yuan.

Many people criticized me in other groups, saying that I took money but treated students so badly, that I was not respected in my group, and that I might not answer questions asked. Some people also said that I was pua to them, how dare I be so self-righteous!

Today I will tell you why I can be so arrogant, because from the beginning I planned to return all the money to them without losing a cent. These 158 people are destined to be the freeloaders of my Dilun. That is to say, after a certain time point, they will find out that they didn't spend a penny but got freeloaders from me for many years, and I have to bear the blame for this for many years. Why should I be nice to them?

I didn't want to do this from the beginning! The reason why I took their money was, first, to demonstrate the operation mode of speculative commodities. Second, to compile teaching materials for my subsequent business layout. Third, this method of locking positions and concentrating entrepreneurship, which is commonly used in the securities industry, is indeed effective! Fourth, to cultivate available talents in advance during the rising period of career. Fifth, to pretend to be a big shot in the minds of people who know this history!

Just like what the little Teddy said when I was arguing with him, writing also takes time and money, so how could I let myself draw water with a bamboo basket? That Teddy is indeed not stupid, but it is a pity that he still underestimated this ID.

You must know that the world is so great that it lies in the dragon, the phoenix, and the roc! How can a three-season insect imagine it?

Some people would say, you have been bragging for so long, why don’t you return the money quickly! Hahaha, don’t force it, the time is not right yet.

Before the commodities in the securities market are listed, some funds will be locked up. No matter what, it is difficult to sell them before listing. Even after listing, they will be locked up by the urgent need of plummeting. This kind of lock-up not only traps money, but also commercial influence.

Just like my disciples, they are now at a loss of what to do. If they continue to call me a liar, what if I really return the money in the future, how will they live with their conscience? But they are also worried that what if I am just making empty promises? If they don't scold me now, they will be cheated again if they continue to scold me later when the truth is revealed!

Hahahaha, with this entanglement in mind, they will have to see what I say and do later, and my job will be half done.

Many people expect that someone from my Dimen will show off their amazing achievements to satisfy their inner expectations. But since I am playing this game of empty gloves, I will definitely not intervene in this matter. What I want to do is the cultural industry, and culture needs to be brewed. What I lack the most is time. If everyone directly sees a large number of high-income accounts on certain platforms, they will inevitably think that this is a commercial behavior and must be fake. This will also lose the support of the people in disguise.

Not only will I not participate, I will even suppress and destroy the help from outside forces, just like that stupid upstart Bit King who suddenly reposted my quotes on Weibo and even edited out my tags. When I found out, I immediately sent my disciples to the comment section to call myself a liar and said that he was deceived. Hahahaha, I was so scared by this old guy that I deleted him immediately. There is no way. The account number of this bastard is too big, which attracted a lot of idiots. I am afraid that this group of idiots will rush in and directly destroy the cultural atmosphere that had no foundation at that time. As I said, you can't defeat the crowd!

The most important thing about storytelling is to have content. It must have enough complexes, theories that conform to the law of Taoism, and even more, it must have a secret code mixed with the thousands of walls of time!

Next, I will publish articles on the entire network to make public all the paid theoretical content that sold 600,000 yuan before, and also make public the practical analysis experience that even the so-called paying users have not learned. And all of this is free, without charging a penny.

But all questions about Emperor Theory will only be answered in my Knowledge Planet. That is the Emperor Life Exchange that charges 200 yuan per year. Actually, a few years ago, I wanted to make these theories public for free, and then guide and correct the living conditions of contemporary traders through my own practice. To save these people from staying up late every day like I did, crying and walking alone. In the end, my body was broken, my mind was hurt, and my youth was lost.

I did this to redeem myself back then. I knew it was impossible for me to travel through time and space to become my mentor. But I also knew that karma could definitely travel through time and space to bless my future self.

Disciples, I am working hard to return the money to you now~