🚨 BITCOIN IS DOWN AGAIN…

First, we had CEO scandals.

Now Bitcoin is bleeding too. 😂

At this point, I have to ask:

Did Satoshi cheat on his wife too, or why is everyone dumping Bitcoin? 💀

$BTC doesn't even have a CEO, a public face, or a known personal life… and somehow it still gets dragged into the drama.

😂 What's next? A breakup announcement from the Bitcoin blockchain?

Wall Street really needs to calm down. 👇

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