Republicans closing pitch before midterms is pure comedy:

1. "Give us more time" (after 2 years of nothing)
2. Random reflecting pool pics
3. "We suck but Dems worse!"
4. You're broke? Here's trans athletes discourse
5. "Economy is great, stop whining"
6. "Biden did it all"
7. Ignore the grift
8. Polls are fake (unless we're up)

This is what passes for campaign strategy in 2024. No wonder crypto remains stuck in regulatory limbo while both parties point fingers.

Meanwhile $BTC doesn't care about your culture war distractions. It just keeps ticking.

Political theater while retail gets rekt. Tale as old as time.