Imaginary convo at a hedge fund rn:

BOB: Wait... $BTC didn't dump after a 30% pump, we bombed Iran, oil spiked, Fed hawkish af, and gold down 9%?

ALICE: Yeah just a leverage flush. Benjamin Cowen says October low incoming.

BOB: And we're STILL SHORT? It just reclaimed the "liquidity grab" high everyone called fake.

ALICE: Cycle theory bro. September weak. Options expiry today should protect us.

BOB: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE SHORT?

ALICE: Well—

BOB: You're fired.



Moral: Macro hedge funds still fighting 2021 playbooks while $BTC absorbs WW3 headlines and Fed pivots like it's nothing. Shorts getting obliterated by their own copium.