Ah 😧… Has CZ gone crazy?
$BNB just launched a “Children’s Version of BNB” targeting kids aged 6–17, pushing the idea that crypto investing should start early…
This is INSANE‼️
But hold on… something feels off 🤨.
Actually, nine times out of ten, something is definitely off.
Could it be that my guess was right?
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🧩 The Puzzle Pieces
Ever since Justin Sun tried shorting Trump’s $WLFI, then Trump froze his wallet, the project has basically had no real operator.
Then Trump pardoned CZ, and CZ publicly said he wants to help make the U.S. a crypto superpower.
So I wondered:
👉 Is Trump preparing to let CZ take over WLFI’s mess?
Because WLFI is obviously Trump’s personal money-making machine.
If WLFI doesn’t pump, how does “The Don” make money?
CZ is the king of market-making, pumping, and narrative-driving.
If anyone can take WLFI to the moon, it’s him.
Imagine:
WLFI smashes through 20U, punches $BNB, kicks $ETH
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All backed by Trump + CZ.
Totally possible.
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🧒 Why connect Trump’s children plan with CZ’s “kids BNB”?
Very simple.
Trump just launched the “Trump Account Plan”:
➡️ Every child gets $1,000 as seed capital.
➡️ Parents, employers, and donors can also add funds.
Right now, the balance has already reached $1,250 per kid.
And what happens?
Right at the same time, CZ releases a children’s crypto version of BNB.
This is clearly aligning with Trump’s plan to create 'little capitalists.'
How can CZ claim he’s not connected to Trump? 😂
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📈 What does this mean?
If this theory is right:
WLFI = can lay out
BNB = can lay out
ONDO (pegged to U.S. bonds) = also can lay out
Because if the U.S. economy pumps, ONDO pumps.
This is a REAL conspiracy chain.
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🇺🇸 Meanwhile… these American kids:
Starting capital = $1250 U
That’s more than 90% of Chinese retail traders, I swear 😂
A whole group of grown adults fights over 10U,
while American kids start their financial life with 1250U.
The disconnect is CRAZY 🤣🤣🤣