Today my mom asked me, “Where’s the money you took from me yesterday to buy the new iPhone 17? Why haven’t you bought the phone yet?”

I told her, “I used that money to short $PIPPIN not buying an iPhone now, I’m getting a new car instead 😎.”

She didn’t believe me, so I showed her this trade screenshot and it’s still running!
We’re gonna be rich soon. Keep shorting $PIPPIN , guys!
#pippin