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Would you like to know how to identify a smoke seller?

Points to consider:

*He wears Capri pants above the ankles
*He downloads cool third-party photos from Instagram and reposts them as if they were his...🤡
*He posts videos of sports cars that he doesn't own or that he rents 😆
*He recommends the tokens that he always uses without any prior analysis...🤔
*He uses phrases from Bryan Tracy, Robert Kiyosaki.
*shares motivational stories of elonk, kisses, Steve job and Zuckerberg 😑
*lacks a track record and appeared out of nowhere without any storytelling 😶
*promises to make you rich without knowing you well 🎗️🥇
*sells trading courses to everyone without filters 🫠
*only uses telegram 🤔
*Extreme positivism 😁
*encourages you to sell your course and offers you commissions without any test or without having bought it before. 😐
*always use super technical language even to explain simpler things just to seem smart 🧠
*focus on getting your money, selling you whatever...
*their goal is not to teach, nor provide value, nor create a community just to SELL 🤮
*they do not operate with their own accounts and always OFF-line 😒
*never mention #BINANCEACADEMY

Do you know any other characteristics?
of these CRYPTOPENGUINS???
Share it 😆

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#criptofunny
#BTC
#felixsub0

Be careful with these 👇

When you dream of being a millionaire... but the chart has other plans 💸😴📉

Last night I checked the price of BTC before going to sleep... 🛌📱
I dreamed that I woke up a millionaire. 💰✨
I got up, checked it again...
And I'm still dreaming! 😂💤📉

Faith is not for sale... it's held. 🧘‍♂️📊
Who else experiences this?

#CryptoDreams #BTCLife #HolderUntilTheEnd #BinanceSquare #HumorCripto

some investor to inject capital to $DASH to buy me the Christmas clothes my God 😭😭😭🤣 #humorcripto

With a complete portfolio but nothing tangible in the real world. Stay calm, though—we know a thing or two! Say no to CRYPTOPINGUINS. Use #BINANCE to learn, teach, work, and earn.
#felixsub0
#criptofunny #humorcripto #pepe

"The only interest they had in me… was that of the bank"🏛

Interest? They only spoke to me when I owed!
At the bank, they greeted me with a smile… but only when they collected fees. I thought that "generating interest" was a myth, like finding WiFi without a password📡.📲
Until one day, I came across Binance and discovered Flexible Staking.
Dad, this is something else!📈

You put your crypto in, and the platform puts it to work for you. No stress, no weird formulas, no need to be Einstein in finance. It’s like planting a little plant and watching it grow without watering it every day.🪴

And the best part: you can withdraw whenever you want. No more "your funds are locked in the vault at the end of the world"!🪤

Crypto tip of the day:
Money that sleeps… doesn’t dream.
Put it to work, even if it's just a little.
The important thing is to start🎡

Because at Binance, your crypto really does care about you with interest… and without drama.🤑

Follow me for more real content, with humor, learning, and zero smoke.😇
Let’s move forward because here we learn while laughing!

#HumorCripto $BTC

RED ALERT on BINANCE! 🚨
Attention, crypto holders! 📉 If you woke up, opened the Binance app, and felt that little chill in your stomach, this parody is for you! We took the anthem of Fafá de Belém, "Vermelho", and transformed it into the soundtrack of our daily losses! 😅

🎶 RED BINANCE (The Fall of the Wallet) 🎶

Inspired by the iconic "Vermelho" by Fafá de Belém

Chorus of Suffering:
Red, red,
It's the color of dread,
The fall that runs
From value!
Bitcoin falling, Ethereum too,
My wallet, oh my dear!

Verse 1:
Everything was green, soaring like a rocket,
NFT booming, it was a feast.
Optimistic trader, only talking about bull run,
Buying at the top, oh, what a good feeling!
But then came the news, a chill in the air,
The chart turned, it started to plummet.
Suddenly, the candle that was green-hope,
Turned into a big red, and we dance!

Chorus of Suffering:
Red, red,
It's the color of dread,
The fall that runs
From value!
Bitcoin falling, Ethereum too,
My wallet, oh my dear!

Verse 2:
I look at my phone, the Binance app,
My heart races, I go into a trance.
Tears flow, a deep lament,
My savings are gone, my world is spent!
The Altcoins melting, turned to dust,
My travel plans, turned to just dust.
It was supposed to be freedom, cash in hand,
Now it's just struggle and lamentation!

Chorus of Suffering:
Red, red,
It's the color of dread,
The fall that runs
From value!
Bitcoin falling, Ethereum too,
My wallet, oh my dear!

Who here is feeling this "Red

Binance"? 📉 Crypto is pure emotion, right? Sometimes, we just want to cry while singing! 😭
#Crypto #Binance #MercadoCripto #Fall #Cryptocurrencies #HumorCripto

When the crypto crew sticks together, they go far! 🚀😂 Do you relate to this adventure? To the moon with Doge, Shiba, Pepe, and WIF! $DOGE $PEPE #HumorCripto

with the full portfolio But without real in the physical world 🤣
but calm down 😌 because we know something 😏

say no to CRYPTOPINGUINOS 🥱

use #BINANCE learn, teach, work and earn

#felixsub0

#criptofunny #humorcripto #pepe

Here, no so-called expert trader with Capri pants comes to talk to us or sell us random courses on Telegram, ok ...
perrooooo 🫵
#criptofunny
#humorcripto
#aprendeconmigoperro
#PEPE

🚗💨 $BTTC : A Marea with a Blown Engine That Still Dreams of 1 Dollar? 😅

​The legend of BitTorrent BTTC and its famous "it will reach 1 dollar" is almost an epic in the world of cryptocurrencies! 🤔 But let's be honest: sometimes, BTTC seems more like a Marea with the engine blowing up in the middle of the road, rather than a rocket ready for the moon! 💥

It has been "in the shop" for a while, and the expectation of a surge is like waiting for the Marea to turn into a Ferrari overnight. 😂
​Will BTTC surprise us with a mechanical miracle and finally accelerate towards the dollar?

Or will it continue to be our favorite inside joke, reminding us that not every "ship" takes off as expected? 🤷‍♀️

​What is your bet for BTTC?

Will it have a "new engine" or keep "smoking"? Share your opinion and follow for more fun content and analyses of the crypto universe! 👇

​⬇️ Warning: This content is purely informational and does not constitute financial advice. Always do your own research (DYOR) before investing.

​#Write2Earn
#BTTC
#Criptomoedas
#HumorCripto
#MareaCripto

$XRP $BTC

🟧🟨 ATTENTION, CRYPTOVERSE! 🟨🟧
Hold on to this information that will shake the market…
🚬🤠 ZÉ DO CASH IS COMING! 🤠🚬
Straight from the wild west of blockchains, the man emerges with a lit cigar and a cowboy hat, bringing maximum privacy, fast transactions, and a briefcase full of opportunities.
They say that when Zé do Cash appears,
💨 the order book shakes,
💨 the chart takes a breath,
and 💨 the curious disappear trying to track the funds — but no one can catch his trail.
📢 “Here money speaks softly, but profit screams, boss!” — Zé do Cash
🟨 Private like Zcash
🟧 Unstoppable like the market
🤠 And sharp like a respected cowboy
Get ready, because the man is coming!
Who understood… understood 😎$ZEC
#Zcash #HumorCripto #blockchains #binancebrasil

🤡 GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION OF MY FRIDAY

Me: "Today I will end the week in the green, I will trade calmly and go out for dinner". 🍷

The market: Releases a giant red candle at $DUSK just when I blink. 🕯️🔻

Does anyone else feel like the market is waiting for us to put down our phones to move? 😂 It's like they have a camera in my house.
Despite the red candles, here we are still smiling. In the end, the one who doesn't give up is the one who wins. Keep it up, family!

Put a "😂" if the market also changed your plans today.
#HumorCripto #ViernesDeTrading #BinanceLife #TraderProblems @Binance Global Türkçe

#NFTMarketWatch
Hahaha, what's up, guys! 😂
When you see that an NFT that looks like it was drawn by your 5-year-old nephew is worth more than your house... and your neighbor's too! 😵‍💫
My face of "I don't understand anything, but I want one" when I see the #NFTMarketWatch. Who else feels this way? 👇
Tag your friend who already sold their soul for a pixel art! 💸😂
#NFTs $BNB #CryptoMexico #Binance #HumorCripto #ValgoVergaPeroTengoNFTs #SomeoneExplainItToMe #Viral

$BNB $BTC

When my friend tells me 'now is really the time to buy'... but BTC is in free fall. 💀

My portfolio: 🫠
Me: 🤡

Send it to that friend who always gives you the best (worst) advice! 😂

#MemesCripto $BTC #HumorCripto #BinanceSquare #CryptoHumor

Some humor: Today is Friday and your body knows it! 🤣 $BTC
I'll tell you, that I have the worst hair 😂
#BTC #bitcoin #AnfeliaInvestment #humor #humorcripto

My cryptocurrency portfolio is like a roller coaster: constant ups and downs! Who else experiences this? #criptovida #Bitcoin! #humorcripto

Can a Chinese person sing a vallenato by Diomedes Díaz? 🇨🇳🎵 The ultimate crypto-cultural experiment.

Brother of the community, get ready for the most epic cultural fork since Bitcoin split.

The premise: A friend from Beijing, after mining his first BTC, decides to celebrate big. Instead of tea, he orders aguardiente. And instead of traditional music, Binance’s algorithm recommends... "La Plata" by Diomedes Díaz. 🎤

The Global Vallenato Theory (GVT):

1. The Universal Language (HODL-Spanish): Let’s imagine the lyrics. "I love you" becomes "Wo yao ni a ti" with a coastal accent. The "r" in "corazón" sounds like a gentle reminder that the market is volatile, but affection is not. It’s basically a new linguistic token. 😅
2. Transcontinental Accordionism: The guacharaca keeps the scroll and rhythm, like checking the charts on the Binance app. The accordion, for its part, sounds exactly the same because the pain of a broken heart and the excitement of a take profit feel the same in any language.
3. The Final Result: How would it sound? An unexpected fusion. Something like if the melody of the Río Magdalena met the Silk Road. A vallenato with a taste of dumpling, but with the soul set in Parate Bueno. A true cross-chain gem of folklore.

FOMO Conclusion (For the Memes Only):

In the end, music, like crypto, knows no borders. A good vallenato about loves and heartbreaks is as universal as the feeling of seeing your portfolio in the green. 🌱

So, if one day you hear Diomedes singing in Mandarin from the other side of the world, don’t be surprised. It’s just proof that culture and community expand faster than any blockchain.

What do you think? Which Diomedes song would be a hit in the Asian market? I vote for "Tu Serenata"! 🚀
To understand the context, check out the image 👇👇👇😅😂
@Geocrypto2026 👈 Follow the sponsor of the vallenato party 😂🪗🪇#humorcripto

$BTC

Do you also watch the Bitcoin price like it's a soap opera? 📉📈📺

Sometimes I tell myself: "Today I won't check the price..." 🧘‍♂️
Five minutes later: "What if it just went up right now?" 👀📱

When it goes down: drama! 😱📉
When it goes up: excitement! 🤩📈
When it doesn't move: something's brewing... 🤨⏳

What suspense, what intrigue. I can't stop watching what will happen in the next episode. 🤩

Being a crypto addict is like watching a soap opera...
but with green and red candles instead of actors. 🟢🔴
And the plot twists happen in real time!

Does it happen to you or is it just me?
Confess in the comments... you're not alone on this roller coaster!
#HumorCripto $BTC

🔥 My portfolio 2021, 2023, and 2024 ⚠️
🐶 Me pretending that everything is under control
Welcome to the crypto world — where emotional pain comes in daily candles. 😂

🧘‍♂️Remember: if you’re still holding, you haven't lost... you’re just emotionally committed.

💸 DCA until hope returns.
📉 Portfolio is down, but the good mood remains strong.
🟢 One day we will get there or not

$SOL $BNB $BTC

#Write2Earn #HumorCripto #BinanceSquare #WAGMI #DCA