$BTC Interest rate cuts lead to explosive growth! Inflation plays dead, employment collapses, the Federal Reserve's faucet is about to burst! Get ready for Bitcoin!

Summary in one sentence: The U.S. economy is staging a split-personality drama—inflation data is flatlining, while employment data is tumbling down the stairs. With this situation, the Federal Reserve has no choice but to open the faucet of interest rate cuts to drown the world. And Bitcoin is the biggest outlet for that water.

Translation into plain language:

1. Economic “ghost stories”: Inflation is low (seemingly a good thing), but the job market is weak (a real problem). This means the economy may not be “cooling healthily” but is about to “lose its warmth.” The Federal Reserve's firefighting team must step in.

2. Interest rate cuts are not a gift; they are a rescue: The upcoming rate cuts will not be a “reward” for the economy, but rather an “acknowledgment” and “emergency aid” for the weakness. The floodgates of dollar liquidity will reopen.

3. Bitcoin's calculations: In this “economic downturn → forced liquidity” script, Bitcoin’s narrative of “anti-liquidity” and “digital gold” will solidify. Traditional funds will rush to it like finding a lifeboat.

Mickey's poop theory: When the captain (the Federal Reserve) realizes the ship (the economy) is leaking (poor employment) and there's no wind (low inflation), the only thing he can do is throw all the ballast stones (high interest rates) overboard and let the ship float first. And Bitcoin is that distant pirate ship waiting to rescue the drifters.

Risk warning:

Don’t rush in just because you hear “interest rate cuts are favorable.” First, the market may have already priced in (reacted in advance) this expectation. Second, “economic deterioration” itself may trigger short-term panic, causing all risk assets to collapse. Third, the Federal Reserve's words are deceptive; if they stubbornly maintain their facade, the market could suffer even more.

Thank you for reading this far. Are you the “surfer” waiting for the central bank to release the liquidity, or are you the “observer” worried about an impending economic cold wave?

May your position become the golden treasure on that pirate ship rescuing refugees, rather than being thrown overboard as ballast.

(This article does not constitute investment advice. Economic data and central bank policies are harder to predict than a girlfriend's thoughts.)