What is the difference between a woman cheating and a man cheating?

Woman cheating:
Beforehand: "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I have a husband, I can't be sorry to my husband."
Afterwards: "You are my biological husband"

Men cheat:
Beforehand: "You are the love of my life, you are my baby, my wife treats me very badly, and my wife is too ugly."
Afterwards: "Let's have as little contact as possible. I can't destroy your family."

Is this the case for you? 😂