#CircleLaunchesInstitutionalBTCBackedBorrowing

Crypto is amazing. 😂

You invest $100 because someone on Telegram says:

🚀 “100X INCOMING!”
🔥 “Don’t miss this opportunity!”
💎 “Diamond hands!”
🌕 “TO THE MOON!”

Five minutes later:

📉 Your $100 becomes $74.

You panic.

Someone replies: “Relax. This is just a healthy correction.”

Your $74 becomes $39.

“BUY THE DIP!” they scream.

You buy.

Now your $39 becomes $8.70.

Someone posts:

“This is not financial advice.”

Thank God.

Because apparently it wasn't advice at all. It was a prophecy delivered by a guy whose profile picture is a cartoon frog wearing sunglasses. 🐸😂

Then Bitcoin goes up 3%.

Suddenly everyone becomes a Wall Street genius.

“WE ARE STILL EARLY!”

Bro, you were also “early” when you bought that coin at $0.00000073.

Now you're early for the next financial support group meeting. 😂

And there's always one guy saying:

“I don't care about the price. I'm here for the technology.”

Meanwhile, he checks the chart every 14 seconds.

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Crypto doesn't test your investment strategy.

It tests how long you can stare at a red candle while pretending you're emotionally stable. 😂

$TAC
$BB
$LDO