HR asked me what salary I expected. I said, “Settle in $DOGE .”

The company’s HR asked me what salary I expected.
I said: “Settle in DOGE.”
She asked: “What’s the exchange rate?”
I said: “Today, 1 DOGE = 1 dollar. Tomorrow, it might be 10 dollars.”
She was silent for three seconds, then quit on the spot and asked me: “Are you hiring? I’ll bring my own computer.”
Now the whole office is mining, and the boss thinks we’re working overtime.
Financial freedom? No—financial liftoff.