Guys, I was really laughing my head off at Big Bro “Bull Market Progress Bar” from Ma-Ji!🤣
$BTC $ETH
Last week he just posted, swearing up and down: “We’ve only just entered the bull market—1% so far! ETH is about to jump to the 4s!” But a week later, this guy changed his tune directly.
Today he posted: “I asked in Trump’s paid group—turns out we’ve already entered the bull market at 5%.”
Alright then! In a single week, the bull market progress bar went from 1% to 5%—hard stop. Is this progress bar a Pinduoduo ‘cut-to-win’ deal? It’s all powered by the help of group members, right? And the core logic comes from him “asking a quick question” in some paid group. This move is absolutely unreal.
In this circle, the source of these grand predictions is often exactly this kind of magical realism: watch the K-line today, look at the macro tomorrow, and then realize it’s better to go ask big bro in a paid group. Just take it as a joke—never turn this kind of “group chat research” into the basis for your trades. After all, how the progress bar moves depends entirely on someone else’s word!
Lastly, I’m curious—everyone, which “group” are you currently in to check the bull market progress? What percentage is your progress bar at? Chat in the comments and see whose group is more reliable!👇
#麻吉大哥 #比特币 #ETH #吃瓜 #抽象行为大赏
$BTC $ETH
Last week he just posted, swearing up and down: “We’ve only just entered the bull market—1% so far! ETH is about to jump to the 4s!” But a week later, this guy changed his tune directly.
Today he posted: “I asked in Trump’s paid group—turns out we’ve already entered the bull market at 5%.”
Alright then! In a single week, the bull market progress bar went from 1% to 5%—hard stop. Is this progress bar a Pinduoduo ‘cut-to-win’ deal? It’s all powered by the help of group members, right? And the core logic comes from him “asking a quick question” in some paid group. This move is absolutely unreal.
In this circle, the source of these grand predictions is often exactly this kind of magical realism: watch the K-line today, look at the macro tomorrow, and then realize it’s better to go ask big bro in a paid group. Just take it as a joke—never turn this kind of “group chat research” into the basis for your trades. After all, how the progress bar moves depends entirely on someone else’s word!
Lastly, I’m curious—everyone, which “group” are you currently in to check the bull market progress? What percentage is your progress bar at? Chat in the comments and see whose group is more reliable!👇
#麻吉大哥 #比特币 #ETH #吃瓜 #抽象行为大赏
