#CircleLaunchesInstitutionalBTCBackedBorrowing
Crypto is amazing. 😂
You invest $100 because someone on Telegram says:
🚀 “100X INCOMING!”
🔥 “Don’t miss this opportunity!”
💎 “Diamond hands!”
🌕 “TO THE MOON!”
Five minutes later:
📉 Your $100 becomes $74.
You panic.
Someone replies: “Relax. This is just a healthy correction.”
Your $74 becomes $39.
“BUY THE DIP!” they scream.
You buy.
Now your $39 becomes $8.70.
Someone posts:
“This is not financial advice.”
Thank God.
Because apparently it wasn't advice at all. It was a prophecy delivered by a guy whose profile picture is a cartoon frog wearing sunglasses. 🐸😂
Then Bitcoin goes up 3%.
Suddenly everyone becomes a Wall Street genius.
“WE ARE STILL EARLY!”
Bro, you were also “early” when you bought that coin at $0.00000073.
Now you're early for the next financial support group meeting. 😂
And there's always one guy saying:
“I don't care about the price. I'm here for the technology.”
Meanwhile, he checks the chart every 14 seconds.
📱📉
📱📈
📱📉
📱📈
Crypto doesn't test your investment strategy.
It tests how long you can stare at a red candle while pretending you're emotionally stable. 😂
$TAC
$BB
$LDO
Crypto is amazing. 😂
You invest $100 because someone on Telegram says:
🚀 “100X INCOMING!”
🔥 “Don’t miss this opportunity!”
💎 “Diamond hands!”
🌕 “TO THE MOON!”
Five minutes later:
📉 Your $100 becomes $74.
You panic.
Someone replies: “Relax. This is just a healthy correction.”
Your $74 becomes $39.
“BUY THE DIP!” they scream.
You buy.
Now your $39 becomes $8.70.
Someone posts:
“This is not financial advice.”
Thank God.
Because apparently it wasn't advice at all. It was a prophecy delivered by a guy whose profile picture is a cartoon frog wearing sunglasses. 🐸😂
Then Bitcoin goes up 3%.
Suddenly everyone becomes a Wall Street genius.
“WE ARE STILL EARLY!”
Bro, you were also “early” when you bought that coin at $0.00000073.
Now you're early for the next financial support group meeting. 😂
And there's always one guy saying:
“I don't care about the price. I'm here for the technology.”
Meanwhile, he checks the chart every 14 seconds.
📱📉
📱📈
📱📉
📱📈
Crypto doesn't test your investment strategy.
It tests how long you can stare at a red candle while pretending you're emotionally stable. 😂
$TAC
$BB
$LDO
