With Biden’s presence, boldly throw $1,000 into $LAPTOP to “change your life”…
It really does. Exchange $1,000 for $10. 👀💀
Eric Trump is probably laughing so hard that his stomach hurts while Hunter Biden is getting roasted: better to go back to drawing for a living—because if you launch a token like this, your wallet is even emptier than… a picture frame. 🎨
$LAPTOP debuted and already dumped 98% within minutes.
According to Bubblemaps, about 80% of traders are holding bags:
• 2 people lost $100K–$1M
• 100 people lost > $10K
• 700 people are down > $1K
• ~11,000 others split the “lighter” losses.
$1,000 → $10.
Not paper hands.
This is a paper wallet. 💀
Crypto really is the only place where you can turn political trust into… someone else’s liquidity. 🫠
It really does. Exchange $1,000 for $10. 👀💀
Eric Trump is probably laughing so hard that his stomach hurts while Hunter Biden is getting roasted: better to go back to drawing for a living—because if you launch a token like this, your wallet is even emptier than… a picture frame. 🎨
$LAPTOP debuted and already dumped 98% within minutes.
According to Bubblemaps, about 80% of traders are holding bags:
• 2 people lost $100K–$1M
• 100 people lost > $10K
• 700 people are down > $1K
• ~11,000 others split the “lighter” losses.
$1,000 → $10.
Not paper hands.
This is a paper wallet. 💀
Crypto really is the only place where you can turn political trust into… someone else’s liquidity. 🫠
