## 🤣 **Humorous Post – „Binance Conference Dubai 2025”**
**🌴 Welcome from Dubai, where the temperature is 30°C, and investors' wallets range from -80% to +800% depending on the time of day!**
Participants at the Binance conference behave just like in the crypto market:
### 😂 **Top 5 types of participants at the Binance conference in Dubai:**
**1️⃣ “BTC Maximalist”**
Walks around the hall in a $30k suit, shows his chart, and tells everyone:
**“This is just the beginning of the bull market… the real action will happen after lunch 🍽️🚀 ”**
**2️⃣ “Altcoin Hunter”**
Circles like a hawk over the desert and asks everyone:
**“Which gem do you recommend? One that does x100… but the safest 😎💎”**
**3️⃣ “DeFi Expert”**
Looks like he hasn't slept for 72 hours.
Explains something about APY, TVL, and liquidity pools, while people pretend to understand.
**No one understands. Not even him.**
**4️⃣ “Crypto Influencer”**
Records his 47th TikTok in the same spot:
“Hey family! We are in Dubai, and XRP looks like this…” *shows your BTC chart after good news 😂*
**5️⃣ “The one who confused the conference”**
Came to the event because he thought “Binance” was a new nightclub.
He stayed because he got a free airdrop.
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### 📊 **Conference Charts**
🎯 **Chart 1:** Participants' mood after the CEO's presentation – *rising faster than BTC after news*
🎯 **Chart 2:** Stability of altcoiners after 3 espressos – *chaos as always*
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### 🤣 BONUS: Quotes overheard at the conference
**“Does anyone have Wi-Fi? I need to sell SHIB before it starts dropping.”**
**“I don’t know what this token is, but the logo is nice – I’ll take it.”**
**“Is lunch also in the blockchain?”**
**“I bought an altcoin… I don’t know which one… but it’s going up.”**
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