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When you’re down 99% but still HODLing like a legend 😂 #CryptoSarcasm
$MYX

MYXUSDT Perp
14.41 +44.36%

😂 When You’re Down 99% But Still HODLing Like a Boss 💎🙌

That’s the true spirit of #MemeCoinLife — pain today, glory tomorrow. And sometimes, just when you think it’s over… BOOM! A surprise pump flips the script. 🚀

$MYX is showing exactly that energy right now:
📈 +54.29% and proving why diamond hands still shine in the chaos.

👉 In the world of memecoins, survival isn’t just about profits—it’s about the mindset. Are you built for the ride?

#MemeCoinLife #CryptoSarcasm $MYX

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨
Price went up a little… so obviously it’s time to SHORT 😌 $FOLKS , Looks bearish :]

Because in crypto:
Green candle = exit liquidity
Small pump = whales warming up the dump button 🐳👇
Everyone screaming “BULLISH 🚀” after a 1$ move
Meanwhile I’m opening shorts like it’s a discount sale 🛒📉 $FOLKS

If it goes up → “Just adding liquidity”
If it goes down → “According to plan 😎”

No moon, no diamond hands, just gravity doing its job 🌍⬇️ $FOLKS

Trade smart, not emotional.
Short the hype, respect the chart.

#BinanceSquare #ShortSetup #CryptoSarcasm #FuturesLife #MarketPsychology

$BTC
#BTC🔥🔥🔥🔥
#dump
(the worst pattern for a bull market "double bull trap" - is starting to form) Bitcoin is forming what experienced traders call a "double bull trap". This is when liquidity is being pumped out in both directions, but the trend "sort of" goes up giving false hope that the bull market will continue and soon to the moon. In reality, it ends in a long and painful decline with at least 30% of the market liquidated. In the last bullrun you can see a similar situation before the big dump of 2021. There were three traps. Whether there will be a third trap this time, time will tell, but the fact is that time is already playing against the buyers. #BTC #Bitcoin #cryptosarcasm

When you lose 99% but still HODLing like a boss 😂 #MemeCoinLife #cryptosarcasm
$MYX

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT (AGAIN) 🚨

So yeah… remember when I said SHORT $FOLKS around $25?
And everyone was like “BRO THIS IS GOING TO THE MOON 🚀🚀🚀”
Anyway…
Price casually said NOPE and went on a scenic trip from $25 ➡️ $15 📉😌

But don’t worry —
That wasn’t a dump ❌
That was just “healthy retracement” according to Crypto Twitter 🤡

📌 Timeline for the confused:
• $25 → “BULLISH CONFIRMED 🚀”
• $22 → “Just a dip bro”
• $18 → “Accumulation zone”
• $15 → radio silence 🔇

Meanwhile me:
🛒 Opening shorts like it’s Black Friday
😎 Stress level: 0
📉 PnL: smiling

If it went up → “Liquidity grab”
If it went down → ACCORDING TO PLAN 😎✔️

No moon.
No diamond hands.
Just gravity doing gravity things 🌍⬇️

Moral of the story:
Don’t chase candles.
Don’t marry hype.
Short the euphoria, respect the chart.

$FOLKS

#BinanceSquare #ShortSetup #CryptoSarcasm #FuturesLife #MarketPsychology

"When you lose 99% but still HODLing like a boss 😂 #MemeCoinLife #cryptosarcasm
$MYX

#BTC🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Bitcoin collapsed📉

And so what was inevitably going to happen happened. Classic profit fixing on a bull trap on Friday. Bitcoin optimists spent the weekend in a cold sweat wondering what was wrong and why things were not going according to plan. On the contrary, everything is going exactly according to plan... the plan to fall to $53,000.

Nevertheless, I categorically forbid you to enter the market now, especially to sell, because always after a sharp fall there is a local pullback upwards from those who like to catch knives on such sudden falls. One such catcher can be seen on a minute #BTC chart when there is a lone upward spike after a sharp drop. The optimist thought he hit the jackpot and caught the bottom. In the end he caught the liquidation and the price went down further....

So what's going on? Other than the obvious profit taking by the big players on the liquidation of optimists. First of all, such a HUGE AMOUNT of liquidation has accumulated around $50,000 that this level simply magnets🧲 the price. Secondly, according to #CryptoQuant data, there was a drastic increase in available BTC on OTC exchanges. Let me remind you that #OTC is an off-exchange trade, and OTC desks are trading platforms where transactions with cryptocurrencies and other assets take place directly between two sides without the participation of brokers and exchanges. This allows for large trades to take place without negatively impacting market prices.

And to top it all off, I will personally add that looking on the instantaneous growth of the Fear & Greed Index and the growth of memcoins and other garbage, it is obvious that the lesson of pain has not been learned yet. Well... waiting for the Fear Index below 40 and #Bitcoin at 53k then maybe the fall will stop...

The image is my chart from May 4, which I didn't change so you can see how it's performing...
#cryptosarcasm #Binance $BTC

Everyone’s waiting for Bitcoin to “stabilize” before it crashes again…
As if that’s a rule. Like gravity. Or Mondays.

If markets were that predictable, we’d just check tomorrow’s BTC price next to the weather forecast:
🌦 24°C, 62% humidity, and Bitcoin at $104,213 — chance of dump: 80%.

But hey — maybe next time it dumps on schedule, just like last time, and the time before that…
Oh wait, it didn’t.

If crypto was predictable, there wouldn’t be a market — just a cheat code.

Stay alert. Stay amused. Stay unliquidated.

#CryptoLogic #StaySmart #CryptoSarcasm $BTC and $BTC , but not $BTC

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