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The Trader Who Treated Retests Like VIP Discounts 📉 Lenny proudly called himself a “retest enjoyer,” as if it were a rare profession. While other traders jumped into breakouts like excited shoppers on Black Friday, Lenny calmly waited for one thing: the retest. To him, price only became interesting once it turned around and politely knocked on the breakout level again. $DEGO Every time a coin pumped, his friends screamed, “Buy now!” $HIGH {future}(HIGHUSDT) But Lenny sipped his tea and said, “Relax. I’ll wait for the price to come back and say sorry for leaving me behind.” When the chart pulled back to the breakout zone, Lenny appeared instantly—like a ninja summoned by Fibonacci levels. “Ah, the royal discount!” he whispered as he executed his buy order. He felt like he was catching a sale while everyone else paid full price. $DEEP {future}(DEEPUSDT) During sideways or chaotic markets, Lenny refused to trade. “No retest, no party,” he declared. And when a perfect retest finally appeared, he acted with the confidence of someone who believed the trend owed him money. His strategy didn’t make him a millionaire overnight, but it did give him one thing: the smug satisfaction of entering the market like a disciplined bargain hunter instead of a panicked FOMO warrior. #RetestTrading #CryptoComedy #SmartEntry #BinanceSquareStories
The Trader Who Treated Retests Like VIP Discounts 📉

Lenny proudly called himself a “retest enjoyer,” as if it were a rare profession. While other traders jumped into breakouts like excited shoppers on Black Friday, Lenny calmly waited for one thing: the retest. To him, price only became interesting once it turned around and politely knocked on the breakout level again.
$DEGO
Every time a coin pumped, his friends screamed, “Buy now!”
$HIGH

But Lenny sipped his tea and said, “Relax. I’ll wait for the price to come back and say sorry for leaving me behind.”

When the chart pulled back to the breakout zone, Lenny appeared instantly—like a ninja summoned by Fibonacci levels. “Ah, the royal discount!” he whispered as he executed his buy order. He felt like he was catching a sale while everyone else paid full price.
$DEEP
During sideways or chaotic markets, Lenny refused to trade. “No retest, no party,” he declared. And when a perfect retest finally appeared, he acted with the confidence of someone who believed the trend owed him money.

His strategy didn’t make him a millionaire overnight, but it did give him one thing: the smug satisfaction of entering the market like a disciplined bargain hunter instead of a panicked FOMO warrior.

#RetestTrading #CryptoComedy #SmartEntry #BinanceSquareStories
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💥 The Trader Who Thought Breakouts Were Destiny 💥 Leo considered himself a “professional breakout hunter,” though his only real hunting experience involved chasing a runaway chicken when he was eight. Every morning, he sat in front of his trading screen like a detective examining a crime scene, waiting for one moment: the dramatic breakout. $BTC {future}(BTCUSDT) The chart would wiggle, shimmer, and tease. His friends would whisper, “Bro, it’s just consolidating.” But Leo would stroke his chin like a wise philosopher and say, “No… it’s gathering power.” $KITE {future}(KITEUSDT) And then—boom! Price smashed through resistance like it had somewhere urgent to be. Leo would leap from his chair, nearly spilling his coffee, and hit “Buy” with the enthusiasm of someone catching a falling slice of pizza. $GIGGLE {future}(GIGGLEUSDT) Sometimes the breakout ran beautifully, blasting upward like fireworks. Leo strutted around, convinced he had psychic abilities. Other times, it was a fakeout so brutal that even the chart seemed to laugh at him. But Leo just nodded calmly and said, “Ah yes, market testing my patience again.” Despite the drama, he loved the thrill: the tension, the candles, the adrenaline of watching price escape a resistance cage as if breaking out of crypto jail. For Leo, every breakout felt like destiny—slightly chaotic, but always entertaining. #BreakoutVibes #CryptoComedy #ChartWarrior #BinanceSquareStories
💥 The Trader Who Thought Breakouts Were Destiny 💥

Leo considered himself a “professional breakout hunter,” though his only real hunting experience involved chasing a runaway chicken when he was eight. Every morning, he sat in front of his trading screen like a detective examining a crime scene, waiting for one moment: the dramatic breakout.
$BTC
The chart would wiggle, shimmer, and tease. His friends would whisper, “Bro, it’s just consolidating.” But Leo would stroke his chin like a wise philosopher and say, “No… it’s gathering power.”
$KITE
And then—boom! Price smashed through resistance like it had somewhere urgent to be. Leo would leap from his chair, nearly spilling his coffee, and hit “Buy” with the enthusiasm of someone catching a falling slice of pizza.
$GIGGLE
Sometimes the breakout ran beautifully, blasting upward like fireworks. Leo strutted around, convinced he had psychic abilities. Other times, it was a fakeout so brutal that even the chart seemed to laugh at him. But Leo just nodded calmly and said, “Ah yes, market testing my patience again.”

Despite the drama, he loved the thrill: the tension, the candles, the adrenaline of watching price escape a resistance cage as if breaking out of crypto jail. For Leo, every breakout felt like destiny—slightly chaotic, but always entertaining.

#BreakoutVibes #CryptoComedy #ChartWarrior #BinanceSquareStories
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The Investor Who Joined the Solana Cult Without Reading the Manual 🔥 Oliver called himself a “Solana ecosystem specialist,” though most people just thought he really liked the color purple. After accidentally experiencing a lightning‑fast SOL transaction one day, he became convinced the entire blockchain universe should run at Solana speed. From that moment, he declared, “If it’s not on SOL, I’m not on board.” $SOL {future}(SOLUSDT) While others studied 50 different chains, Oliver proudly focused on SOL‑ecosystem coins only. When friends asked why, he simply said, “Speed, trend, and vibes.” He believed Solana tokens performed best during bull markets, especially when everything pumped so hard that even meme coins with questionable mascots hit new highs. $SUI {future}(SUIUSDT) Whenever a new SOL project launched, Oliver appeared instantly—like a moth drawn to neon TPS numbers. His group chat asked, “Bro, do you ever diversify?” He replied, “Yes. I diversify between Solana coins only.” $DOGE {future}(DOGEUSDT) During bullruns, he strutted around like he owned half the blockchain, shouting, “SOL season never ends!” even though it absolutely did… several times. But he didn’t care. In his heart, Solana was the chosen ecosystem—fast, spicy, and chaotic, just like his trading habits. And despite occasional dips that made his coffee taste bitter, Oliver remained loyal. After all, nothing boosted his mood like seeing a SOL‑token chart go vertical at warp speed. #SolanaEcosystem #SolanaDegens #CryptoComedy #BinanceSquareStories
The Investor Who Joined the Solana Cult Without Reading the Manual 🔥

Oliver called himself a “Solana ecosystem specialist,” though most people just thought he really liked the color purple. After accidentally experiencing a lightning‑fast SOL transaction one day, he became convinced the entire blockchain universe should run at Solana speed. From that moment, he declared, “If it’s not on SOL, I’m not on board.”
$SOL
While others studied 50 different chains, Oliver proudly focused on SOL‑ecosystem coins only. When friends asked why, he simply said, “Speed, trend, and vibes.” He believed Solana tokens performed best during bull markets, especially when everything pumped so hard that even meme coins with questionable mascots hit new highs.
$SUI
Whenever a new SOL project launched, Oliver appeared instantly—like a moth drawn to neon TPS numbers. His group chat asked, “Bro, do you ever diversify?”

He replied, “Yes. I diversify between Solana coins only.”
$DOGE
During bullruns, he strutted around like he owned half the blockchain, shouting, “SOL season never ends!” even though it absolutely did… several times. But he didn’t care. In his heart, Solana was the chosen ecosystem—fast, spicy, and chaotic, just like his trading habits.

And despite occasional dips that made his coffee taste bitter, Oliver remained loyal. After all, nothing boosted his mood like seeing a SOL‑token chart go vertical at warp speed.
#SolanaEcosystem #SolanaDegens #CryptoComedy #BinanceSquareStories
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MAN, LISTEN! IS SOLANA TRYING TO GO TO MARS WITHOUT US?! 🚀😂 YO, BINANCE SQUARE! GATHER 'ROUND! Look, I was sitting on my couch, eating my snacks, minding my business... then I looked at the charts. I saw $SOL and I almost choked on my grape! I said, "WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT SOLANA MOVING AGAIN?!" 🏃‍♂️💨 Seriously, though! Every time I think I’ve seen it all, the Solana ecosystem comes back like that one cousin who owes you money but shows up in a brand new suit! It’s FAST. It’s CHEAP. It’s like the Usain Bolt of blockchains! ⚡️ And the MEME COINS on there?! Man, they’re popping up faster than my kids asking for my credit card! I can't keep up! My brain is sweating, people! 🧠💦 Here’s why it's CRAZY right now: • The Speed: It’s "I-just-ordered-pizza-and-it's-already-at-the-door" fast! • The Fees: They’re so low, I actually feel like I’m stealing! • The Vibe: The community is wild! Look, I’m not a financial advisor. I’m just a man with a phone and a lot of energy! But you gotta tell me... are we riding this $SOL wave to the top, or am I just screaming at my screen for no reason?! 🌊📈 DROP A COMMENT BELOW! What are you holding?! 👇 #solana $SOL #binanceSquare #CryptoComedy #BullRun #SolanaStrong
MAN, LISTEN! IS SOLANA TRYING TO GO TO MARS WITHOUT US?! 🚀😂
YO, BINANCE SQUARE! GATHER 'ROUND! Look, I was sitting on my couch, eating my snacks, minding my business... then I looked at the charts. I saw $SOL and I almost choked on my grape! I said, "WAIT A MINUTE! IS THAT SOLANA MOVING AGAIN?!" 🏃‍♂️💨
Seriously, though! Every time I think I’ve seen it all, the Solana ecosystem comes back like that one cousin who owes you money but shows up in a brand new suit! It’s FAST. It’s CHEAP. It’s like the Usain Bolt of blockchains! ⚡️
And the MEME COINS on there?! Man, they’re popping up faster than my kids asking for my credit card! I can't keep up! My brain is sweating, people! 🧠💦
Here’s why it's CRAZY right now:
• The Speed: It’s "I-just-ordered-pizza-and-it's-already-at-the-door" fast!
• The Fees: They’re so low, I actually feel like I’m stealing!
• The Vibe: The community is wild!
Look, I’m not a financial advisor. I’m just a man with a phone and a lot of energy! But you gotta tell me... are we riding this $SOL wave to the top, or am I just screaming at my screen for no reason?! 🌊📈
DROP A COMMENT BELOW! What are you holding?! 👇
#solana $SOL #binanceSquare #CryptoComedy #BullRun
#SolanaStrong
CRYPTO IS A COMEDY SHOW RIGHT NOW! 🚨 $jellyjelly is sleeping while $LIGHT is trying to pull a 560x move. Meanwhile, $GIGGLE is living up to its name. Price action is wild, proving the market never stops entertaining. Watch the tape closely. The quiet assets are setting up the next massive pump. Do not fade the slow movers. Stay sharp. #CryptoComedy #Altseason #PriceAction #DeFi 🤣 {future}(GIGGLEUSDT) {future}(LIGHTUSDT)
CRYPTO IS A COMEDY SHOW RIGHT NOW! 🚨

$jellyjelly is sleeping while $LIGHT is trying to pull a 560x move. Meanwhile, $GIGGLE is living up to its name. Price action is wild, proving the market never stops entertaining.

Watch the tape closely. The quiet assets are setting up the next massive pump. Do not fade the slow movers. Stay sharp.

#CryptoComedy #Altseason #PriceAction #DeFi 🤣
$XDC: A "trade finance" coin that nobody actually trades; it’s basically a digital paperweight. $KDA : 20 chains but still searching for its first 20 real users—great tech, zero vibes. $GLMR {spot}(GLMRUSDT) : A "Moonbeam" that managed to leave its holders in total darkness during the bull run. #XDC #Kadena #Moonbeam #CryptoComedy
$XDC: A "trade finance" coin that nobody actually trades; it’s basically a digital paperweight.
$KDA : 20 chains but still searching for its first 20 real users—great tech, zero vibes.
$GLMR
: A "Moonbeam" that managed to leave its holders in total darkness during the bull run.
#XDC #Kadena #Moonbeam #CryptoComedy
$SENT 😂🔥 Alright — FULL VIRAL, EXTRA SPICY ENGLISH VERSION coming up 🔥😂 Designed to make people laugh, stop scrolling, and smash FOLLOW 👇 🚨 BREAKING NEWS: $DASH finally got tired of falling… Downtrend said: “Bro, I’m exhausted” 🥵📉 🐢 Sellers are slow 🧱 A solid base is forming 😏 Smart traders already buckled up before takeoff 💚 LONG $DASH (Before It Runs Without You) 📍 Entry: 64.5 – 66.5 🎯 TP1: 70.0 (coffee money secured ☕😌) 🎯 TP2: 75.5 (friends start asking “where did you buy?” 😎) 🎯 TP3: 82.0 (haters go quiet, family proud 😂🔥) 🛑 SL: 61.8 (discipline saves accounts 💀) 😂 Market be like: “Late entry? Congrats, you just bought the top” Follow now or say later: “Man… I should’ve followed this guy earlier” 🤡📉 #DASH #CryptoComedy #TradingMemes # #SmartMoney #FollowForSignals
$SENT 😂🔥 Alright — FULL VIRAL, EXTRA SPICY ENGLISH VERSION coming up 🔥😂
Designed to make people laugh, stop scrolling, and smash FOLLOW 👇
🚨 BREAKING NEWS:
$DASH finally got tired of falling…
Downtrend said: “Bro, I’m exhausted” 🥵📉
🐢 Sellers are slow
🧱 A solid base is forming
😏 Smart traders already buckled up before takeoff
💚 LONG $DASH (Before It Runs Without You)
📍 Entry: 64.5 – 66.5
🎯 TP1: 70.0 (coffee money secured ☕😌)
🎯 TP2: 75.5 (friends start asking “where did you buy?” 😎)
🎯 TP3: 82.0 (haters go quiet, family proud 😂🔥)
🛑 SL: 61.8 (discipline saves accounts 💀)
😂 Market be like:
“Late entry? Congrats, you just bought the top”
Follow now or say later:
“Man… I should’ve followed this guy earlier” 🤡📉
#DASH #CryptoComedy #TradingMemes # #SmartMoney #FollowForSignals
$SENT 😂🔥 VIRAL + FUNNY + HYPE ENGLISH VERSION (Extra Spicy) 🔥😂 Scroll-stopper ready 👇 😏 $GIGGLE said “why so serious?” Solid setup. Perfect timing. Upside looking criminal 🚀 Smart money is already smiling 😁 Late money still laughing… for now 🤡 🟢 LONG 📌 Clean structure ⏰ Perfect timing 🚀 Strong upside loading… Trade smart or trade stories — your choice 😌 Risk management on, emotions off 🧠 Follow now before $GIGGLE turns into $NO-MORE-GIGGLE for late entries 😂 #GIGGLE #CryptoComedy #Altcoins #LongSetup #SmartTrading 🚀🔥
$SENT 😂🔥 VIRAL + FUNNY + HYPE ENGLISH VERSION (Extra Spicy) 🔥😂
Scroll-stopper ready 👇
😏 $GIGGLE said “why so serious?”
Solid setup. Perfect timing. Upside looking criminal 🚀
Smart money is already smiling 😁
Late money still laughing… for now 🤡
🟢 LONG
📌 Clean structure
⏰ Perfect timing
🚀 Strong upside loading…
Trade smart or trade stories — your choice 😌
Risk management on, emotions off 🧠
Follow now before $GIGGLE turns into
$NO-MORE-GIGGLE for late entries 😂
#GIGGLE #CryptoComedy #Altcoins #LongSetup #SmartTrading 🚀🔥
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The Investor Who Treated Real Yield Like Monthly Pocket Money 💰 Gordon proudly called himself a “real yield connoisseur,” even though last year he didn’t know the difference between APR and apples. The moment he heard that some projects shared actual revenue with holders, he got so excited he nearly staked his coffee mug. $JUV {spot}(JUVUSDT) Unlike his friends who farmed insane APRs that looked like lottery numbers, Gordon preferred something “grown‑up and sustainable.” He said real yield was like getting a tiny paycheck from a project that actually did something. Whenever someone bragged about 600% farm rewards, he’d reply, “Very cool. Is it real? Or is it imaginary like my New Year workout plan?” $BTC {future}(BTCUSDT) Each time a protocol announced revenue distribution, Gordon refreshed his dashboard every five minutes, expecting a small shower of tokens. Sometimes he earned just enough to buy a sandwich. Other days, only enough for a toothpick. But Gordon didn’t mind—he felt classy, like he was receiving dividends from a very confused digital company. $ETC {future}(ETCUSDT) At family dinners, he proudly declared, “I get revenue share.” Nobody understood what he meant, but he said it with the confidence of a CEO who misplaced his briefcase. And while speculative farmers panicked during dumps, Gordon sat peacefully, waiting for his next tiny trickle of “honest blockchain income.” #RealYieldLife #CryptoComedy #RevenueShare #BinanceSquareStories
The Investor Who Treated Real Yield Like Monthly Pocket Money 💰

Gordon proudly called himself a “real yield connoisseur,” even though last year he didn’t know the difference between APR and apples. The moment he heard that some projects shared actual revenue with holders, he got so excited he nearly staked his coffee mug.
$JUV
Unlike his friends who farmed insane APRs that looked like lottery numbers, Gordon preferred something “grown‑up and sustainable.” He said real yield was like getting a tiny paycheck from a project that actually did something. Whenever someone bragged about 600% farm rewards, he’d reply, “Very cool. Is it real? Or is it imaginary like my New Year workout plan?”
$BTC
Each time a protocol announced revenue distribution, Gordon refreshed his dashboard every five minutes, expecting a small shower of tokens. Sometimes he earned just enough to buy a sandwich. Other days, only enough for a toothpick. But Gordon didn’t mind—he felt classy, like he was receiving dividends from a very confused digital company.
$ETC
At family dinners, he proudly declared, “I get revenue share.” Nobody understood what he meant, but he said it with the confidence of a CEO who misplaced his briefcase.

And while speculative farmers panicked during dumps, Gordon sat peacefully, waiting for his next tiny trickle of “honest blockchain income.”
#RealYieldLife #CryptoComedy #RevenueShare #BinanceSquareStories
Ciera Guenin OsDM:
Tecnicamente puede llefar a sacarse algunos ceros??
😂 Couldn't sleep… so I stared at the market like a man possessed. $ETH doing its little dance 💃💸 $BTC riding the rollercoaster 🎢😱 And $BinanceLife … bro, this is straight-up a comedy show 🤣🤣 Thoughts running through my head at 3 AM: 💭 “Did I invest in crypto, or did crypto invest in me?” 🤡 💭 “One minute I’m up millions, next minute… just memories!” 💀💔 People say: “Crypto is an investment.” I say: “Crypto is a movie, and I’m stuck watching the never-ending trailer 🎬😂” If you’re awake laughing at this madness too, hit ❤️, share it, and join the late-night chaos! #CryptoComedy #ETHDance #BTCInsomnia #BinanceLife #LateNightLaughs
😂 Couldn't sleep… so I stared at the market like a man possessed.
$ETH doing its little dance 💃💸
$BTC riding the rollercoaster 🎢😱
And $BinanceLife … bro, this is straight-up a comedy show 🤣🤣
Thoughts running through my head at 3 AM:
💭 “Did I invest in crypto, or did crypto invest in me?” 🤡
💭 “One minute I’m up millions, next minute… just memories!” 💀💔
People say: “Crypto is an investment.”
I say: “Crypto is a movie, and I’m stuck watching the never-ending trailer 🎬😂”
If you’re awake laughing at this madness too, hit ❤️, share it, and join the late-night chaos!
#CryptoComedy #ETHDance #BTCInsomnia #BinanceLife #LateNightLaughs
$XRP HYPE TRAIN IS OUT OF CONTROL! 🚨 Everyone is throwing around insane $10,000 predictions for $XRP. Are you serious right now? This level of delusion is peak comedy. We are watching the circus unfold. Keep your distance from the noise. Don't get rekt by the hopium. #XRP #CryptoComedy #Altseason #HypeTrain 🤡 {future}(XRPUSDT)
$XRP HYPE TRAIN IS OUT OF CONTROL! 🚨

Everyone is throwing around insane $10,000 predictions for $XRP. Are you serious right now? This level of delusion is peak comedy.

We are watching the circus unfold. Keep your distance from the noise. Don't get rekt by the hopium.

#XRP #CryptoComedy #Altseason #HypeTrain 🤡
Yurimart:
No pero sería interesante si usted puede darnos un resumen sería maravilloso. Gracias 🫂
$XRP HYPE TRAIN IS OFF THE RAILS! Are you kidding me with these targets? $10,000 predictions are pure comedy gold right now. 🤡 We are watching the noise build up. This level of delusion means someone is heavily positioned. Keep your eyes open for the inevitable dump after the retail FOMO peaks. Don't get rekt by the clowns. #XRP #CryptoComedy #AltSeason #DeFi 🤣 {future}(XRPUSDT)
$XRP HYPE TRAIN IS OFF THE RAILS!

Are you kidding me with these targets? $10,000 predictions are pure comedy gold right now. 🤡 We are watching the noise build up.

This level of delusion means someone is heavily positioned. Keep your eyes open for the inevitable dump after the retail FOMO peaks. Don't get rekt by the clowns.

#XRP #CryptoComedy #AltSeason #DeFi 🤣
🚨 ETH IS THE CULPRIT BEHIND YOUR EMPTY WALLET! 🚨 Stop wondering where your funds vanished to. $ETH is the answer to all your financial mysteries, apparently. The real meaning is finally revealed! This is pure alpha comedy gold right here. Prepare for the next level of understanding. #ETHFAM #CryptoComedy #WalletDrain #DeFiLife 😆 {future}(ETHUSDT)
🚨 ETH IS THE CULPRIT BEHIND YOUR EMPTY WALLET! 🚨

Stop wondering where your funds vanished to. $ETH is the answer to all your financial mysteries, apparently. The real meaning is finally revealed!

This is pure alpha comedy gold right here. Prepare for the next level of understanding.

#ETHFAM #CryptoComedy #WalletDrain #DeFiLife 😆
🚨😂 TRUE STORY FROM A CRYPTO DEGEN’S LIFE 😂🚨 I invested millions into $ZEC at $500… and now look what happened: 💔 My ex suddenly wants “financial advice” 🚗 My wife wants a brand-new luxury car 🏠 My girlfriend wants me to pay her rent And I’m just sitting here like: “Relax… wait till $ZEC hits $50,000. Then I’ll consider it.” 😎 Because when that day comes? Loans → gone Haters → silent Me → chilling on Binance like a king 👑🚀 ZEC believers don’t talk, we disappear and come back upgraded. 🔥🚀ZEC to $50K — Manifest it, meme it, make it happen. 🚀🔥 #ZEC #BinanceLife #CryptoComedy {spot}(ZECUSDT)

🚨😂 TRUE STORY FROM A CRYPTO DEGEN’S LIFE 😂🚨

I invested millions into $ZEC at $500…
and now look what happened:

💔 My ex suddenly wants “financial advice”
🚗 My wife wants a brand-new luxury car
🏠 My girlfriend wants me to pay her rent

And I’m just sitting here like:
“Relax… wait till $ZEC hits $50,000. Then I’ll consider it.” 😎

Because when that day comes?
Loans → gone
Haters → silent
Me → chilling on Binance like a king 👑🚀

ZEC believers don’t talk,
we disappear and come back upgraded.

🔥🚀ZEC to $50K — Manifest it, meme it, make it happen. 🚀🔥
#ZEC #BinanceLife #CryptoComedy
😂💰 $NOT TO $1,000,000 — THE DREAM MATH! 😂 Let’s be “serious” for a second 👇 🎯 Goal: $1,000,000 💲 If $NOT = $0.10 👉 You’ll need 10,000,000 $NOT Easy, right? Just skip food, sleep, and reality for a while 😅💸 Now the real question… Do you already have your 10M $NOT bag 💼 or are you still refreshing charts like “soon… very soon” 👀📉 🤣🔥 #NOT #Notcoin #CryptoComedy #MillionaireMath
😂💰 $NOT TO $1,000,000 — THE DREAM MATH! 😂

Let’s be “serious” for a second 👇
🎯 Goal: $1,000,000
💲 If $NOT = $0.10
👉 You’ll need 10,000,000 $NOT

Easy, right? Just skip food, sleep, and reality for a while 😅💸

Now the real question…
Do you already have your 10M $NOT bag 💼
or are you still refreshing charts like “soon… very soon” 👀📉

🤣🔥 #NOT #Notcoin #CryptoComedy #MillionaireMath
s1e1 TCP Welcome to The Good Wallet 🚨 Welcome to The Good Wallet — a satirical crypto afterlife where your blockchain sins get audited and karma is scored by smart contracts. In this premiere episode, a confused crypto bro wakes up expecting heaven... but ends up in a DAO governed by Janeth, Michael, and The Judge. 💥 Based on The Good Place with a Web3 twist. 🎭 Humor meets DeFi, NFTs, meme coins & philosophical chaos. 🎬 New episodes dropping weekly — subscribe & stay decentralized. 💬 Drop a comment: What's your biggest crypto sin? #Web3 #satire #cryptocomedy #Wallet #nft #defi
s1e1 TCP Welcome to The Good Wallet

🚨 Welcome to The Good Wallet — a satirical crypto afterlife where your blockchain sins get audited and karma is scored by smart contracts. In this premiere episode, a confused crypto bro wakes up expecting heaven... but ends up in a DAO governed by Janeth, Michael, and The Judge.

💥 Based on The Good Place with a Web3 twist.

🎭 Humor meets DeFi, NFTs, meme coins & philosophical chaos.

🎬 New episodes dropping weekly — subscribe & stay decentralized.

💬 Drop a comment: What's your biggest crypto sin?

#Web3 #satire #cryptocomedy #Wallet #nft #defi
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