🚨 MAX ALERT! 🚨
The government has decided: crypto tax is skyrocketing from 16% to 67%! 😱
Traders: “What?! I just made $1,000!”
Government: “Thanks, now give us $670!” 💸
Bitcoin: 😂 “See me crying?”
Ethereum: 😭 “Me too!”
All traders now: selling everything and running with crypto in sacks 🏃♂️💨
Quick tips:
1️⃣ Don’t open Binance today.
2️⃣ Sell toilet paper as NFTs.
3️⃣ Laugh so you don’t cry 😅
<Yes, you guessed it right, it’s just a satirical piece for now… but who knows :)))>
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