🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Crypto market is DOWN! 📉

Bitcoin is crying.
Ethereum is praying.
Altcoins are looking for their parents. 💀

My portfolio asked me:
“Are we investing or donating?”

I said: “HODL bro, we’re just funding the next generation of millionaires!” 😂😭

Even my calculator refuses to calculate my losses anymore.

WHO ELSE IS STILL ALIVE? 🤣

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