đ Kevin's Diary #8
Seed Phrase Found Under the Frozen Peas
Monday: Bitcoin dips below $70,000 as the selloff gathers pace. I call it a sale. My wife calls it "the grocery budget."
Tuesday: Foundation's Zach Herbert urges hardware wallet makers to build locally. I bought one, wrote my seed phrase on a napkin, and hid it somewhere very safe. The napkin is now safe in the recycling bin.
Wednesday: Fed rate-hike bets hit 96%. I read this as the Fed hiking my confidence. My wife read it as "Kevin, step away from the laptop."
Thursday: Bitcoin ETFs are down over $1.5 billion in outflows for the year. Everyone is leaving, which means I'm early. I am extremely early.
Friday: I found the napkin in the freezer, next to the peas, under a bag labeled "Kevin's Investments." My wife labeled it. She is very proud of her handwriting.
Lesson of the week: Always keep your seed phrase somewhere you'll forget, because forgetting is the strongest form of security.
What would you tell Kevin? Drop your advice below, he is reading every comment with a bag of peas on his head.
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Seed Phrase Found Under the Frozen Peas
Monday: Bitcoin dips below $70,000 as the selloff gathers pace. I call it a sale. My wife calls it "the grocery budget."
Tuesday: Foundation's Zach Herbert urges hardware wallet makers to build locally. I bought one, wrote my seed phrase on a napkin, and hid it somewhere very safe. The napkin is now safe in the recycling bin.
Wednesday: Fed rate-hike bets hit 96%. I read this as the Fed hiking my confidence. My wife read it as "Kevin, step away from the laptop."
Thursday: Bitcoin ETFs are down over $1.5 billion in outflows for the year. Everyone is leaving, which means I'm early. I am extremely early.
Friday: I found the napkin in the freezer, next to the peas, under a bag labeled "Kevin's Investments." My wife labeled it. She is very proud of her handwriting.
Lesson of the week: Always keep your seed phrase somewhere you'll forget, because forgetting is the strongest form of security.
What would you tell Kevin? Drop your advice below, he is reading every comment with a bag of peas on his head.
Follow me so you don't miss Kevin's next Saturday.
Fiction, just for fun. Not financial advice.
#KevinsDiary #CryptoHumor #Bitcoin
