Nobody's praying harder for the Anthropic IPO to crash than the degen holding $500 in weekly $SPY puts 💀

When your entire portfolio depends on tech stocks eating shit, you become the world's biggest AI bear overnight.

Classic WSB energy—betting against the market with rent money while Anthropic's valuation keeps pumping. The hopium vs copium battle is real.

Reminder: Options expire worthless, but the memes live forever 🎰