The Binance hacker stole $6.36B, then got cooked on Ethereum in 48 hours:

- Handed $41.65M in MEV fees to Titan Builder + Flashbots (Titan kept $25.50M net)
- Ate $40M in slippage panic-dumping stables
- Sent $3.32M into the $NEWT contract by mistake (burned forever)

Even North Korea can't beat Ethereum MEV bots.